Parody eHarmony 'Hitman in Love'

Category: Entertainment

Presentation Description

International small arms dealer looking for love. Although all inquiries will be considered would prefer to meet Gaga or Lindsay Lohan. Security provided by Mr. 'A'.


Presentation Transcript

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EHarmony, my boss is looking for love. Alejandro’s eHarmony Plea for Love

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His work as a small arms dealer requires extensive travel.

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He’s looking for a woman who shares his sense of his adventure, and appreciates the song styling of David Hasselhoff.

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The boss enjoys chamber music and a good merlot by the fire.

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He’s quick to laugh.

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He’s quick to forgive…

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We’re currently filming in an undisclosed location due to there being a hit on Mr. ‘A’.

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We would be willing to meet Gaga or Lindsay Lohan half-way, and provide security.

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The boss says Lady Gaga was sending him a message when she wrote ‘Alejandro’..

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The boss says don’t try to match him with Kate Gosselin again!

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