PowerPoint Presentation: I think they do make sense!
PowerPoint Presentation: Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
PowerPoint Presentation: Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ?
PowerPoint Presentation: Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
PowerPoint Presentation: Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
PowerPoint Presentation: To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research
PowerPoint Presentation: Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
PowerPoint Presentation: Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
PowerPoint Presentation: How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
PowerPoint Presentation: I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his bus.
PowerPoint Presentation: I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way, So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
PowerPoint Presentation: If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong. But I am ready to make an exception if you tell me this presentation was enjoyable.