Grandparents Answering Machine

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FUNNY FAMILY PPS

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By: jdemi (121 month(s) ago)

I love your sense of humor George,you're really good at doing these presentations. Thanks for sharing. John.

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Grandparents Answering Machine Good morning. .. . . At present we are not at home but, please leave your message after you hear the beep.. beeeeeppp

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If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is.

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If you need us to stay with the children, press 2

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If you want to borrow the car, press 3

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If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4

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If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5

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If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6

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If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or have it delivered to your home, press 7

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If you want to come and eat here, press 8

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If you need money, press 9

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If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theatre start talking we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"

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Send this to other grandparents, almost grandparents, or heck, sendit to everyone. It will make their day.

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