PowerPoint Presentation: One Liners To Survive A Single Day Of Teaching
PowerPoint Presentation: Good morning.
PowerPoint Presentation: I will begin when I feel supported by your silence.
PowerPoint Presentation: Thank you for arranging your schedules
PowerPoint Presentation: to spend some time with me today.
PowerPoint Presentation: I feel guilty taking money to teach this class.
PowerPoint Presentation: I’m really glad you asked that question.
PowerPoint Presentation: You know, I hate to make rules here
PowerPoint Presentation: i n a place of wonder and red velvet
PowerPoint Presentation: but certain bad apples have forced my hand.
PowerPoint Presentation: What are we doing today?
PowerPoint Presentation: We’re going to learn a lot.
PowerPoint Presentation: You’re going to teach me
PowerPoint Presentation: s ome newfangled handshake
PowerPoint Presentation: and a lot about who you are.
PowerPoint Presentation: Did you say frickin ’ ? Do you know what frickin ’ means?
PowerPoint Presentation: It means fucking .
PowerPoint Presentation: We’re in a public building
PowerPoint Presentation: and I have been asked to uphold a few standards.
PowerPoint Presentation: Are you aware of your audience?
PowerPoint Presentation: Am I driving you over the edge?
PowerPoint Presentation: We haven’t gone far.
PowerPoint Presentation: I can be a good babysitter or a pretty good teacher.
PowerPoint Presentation: You choose.
PowerPoint Presentation: There’s an assigned seat for each of you
PowerPoint Presentation: on this interactive tour through the corridors of history.
PowerPoint Presentation: Some of you aren’t showing up.
PowerPoint Presentation: I think it’s time for a break.
PowerPoint Presentation: If you see Tyler, tell him I miss him
PowerPoint Presentation: and his colorful, divergent commentary.
PowerPoint Presentation: Welcome back.
PowerPoint Presentation: If you’ve helped already, you aren’t allowed to help anymore.
PowerPoint Presentation: Are those Little Debbie nutty bars?
PowerPoint Presentation: I love Little Debbie!
PowerPoint Presentation: These will make a great snack.
PowerPoint Presentation: Is this worth points?
PowerPoint Presentation: Am I going to collect this?
PowerPoint Presentation: I haven’t decided yet.
PowerPoint Presentation: I wonder if you care about your grade
PowerPoint Presentation: more than the topic you’re studying.
PowerPoint Presentation: I want to honor you
PowerPoint Presentation: and your ability to keep commitments.
PowerPoint Presentation: I’m here to hold you accountable
PowerPoint Presentation: not judge you.
PowerPoint Presentation: I don’t get in the business of judging excuses.
PowerPoint Presentation: I understand.
PowerPoint Presentation: I struggle with this too.
PowerPoint Presentation: Thinking about it gives me anxiety.
PowerPoint Presentation: This is right for a mediocre student.
PowerPoint Presentation: Stop pretending to be one.
PowerPoint Presentation: It means what?
PowerPoint Presentation: Hoe- ish tendencies?
PowerPoint Presentation: Let’s think about word choice
PowerPoint Presentation: and what we can learn.
PowerPoint Presentation: Let’s relax for a few minutes.
PowerPoint Presentation: Stand up and walk around.
PowerPoint Presentation: School is an awful lot of sitting
PowerPoint Presentation: especially if you’re a student.
PowerPoint Presentation: Your gesturing is distracting to me.
PowerPoint Presentation: Visit with me.
PowerPoint Presentation: It’s a good thing I like you
PowerPoint Presentation: enough to treat you the same as everybody else.
PowerPoint Presentation: This phone cost two hundred dollars?
PowerPoint Presentation: I can’t believe you would pay so much.
PowerPoint Presentation: Hand it over
PowerPoint Presentation: and learn a priceless lesson.
PowerPoint Presentation: I don’t play musical chairs.
PowerPoint Presentation: You can choose to behave where you’re at.
PowerPoint Presentation: I’m aware of the time.
PowerPoint Presentation: The bell is a reminder to me
PowerPoint Presentation: I should probably let you go
PowerPoint Presentation: within the next few minutes.
PowerPoint Presentation: School is a privilege and an opportunity
PowerPoint Presentation: and this packing up early is a problem.
PowerPoint Presentation: I bet you can solve it
PowerPoint Presentation: while the DJ
PowerPoint Presentation: you need my help?
PowerPoint Presentation: Helping you is part of my job description.
PowerPoint Presentation: I really love my job.
PowerPoint Presentation: You are excused.
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PowerPoint Presentation: c r e d i t s original music Gibson Starkweather Elliot Pa one-liners Derek Smith, observing at Peninsula High School, 2002-03 sounds of learning 2 nd , 3 rd , 4 th , and 6 th period Freshman English students, 2006-07