Sues 60th

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Sues 60th : 

Sues 60th

Her story so far : 

Her story so far

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ON SATURDAY THE 28th of OCTOBER 1950 A VERY SPECIAL LITTLE GIRL WAS BORN

Sue was the oldest of 7 : 

Sue was the oldest of 7

And quickly grew up to be the big sis : 

And quickly grew up to be the big sis

She soon turned into a young lady : 

She soon turned into a young lady And soon had the boys chasing after her And started courting

And it was time to fly the nest : 

And it was time to fly the nest So Harry had to give away the first of his children Apparently it was only because he couldn’t get bugger all for her !!

She was then married to john : 

She was then married to john And it was only a matter of time until her first was born First And best looking Oh dear

And not before long there were two : 

And not before long there were two It seems the concept of blowing candles out is just too difficult for Rob And he insisted on kissing them out instead The last time he see anything close to a six pack

Then big ear little ear was born : 

Then big ear little ear was born You can see even at a young age he was Sues boy He was a small boy and was given the nickname maggot… He then acquired the name chimpandy OK you’ve proved that both your ears are the same size now Which his current girlfriend still calls him.. !!

But you could see that times were tough and money was tight : 

But you could see that times were tough and money was tight So Sue took up hairdressing just to save a few bob You can almost forgive the hair because he looks so cute But you’ve got to say that she got full use out of that bowl

But at least the money she saved she put towards trendy clothes for us : 

But at least the money she saved she put towards trendy clothes for us NOT Nice shorts Rob

But after 13 years the marriage was on the rocks : 

But after 13 years the marriage was on the rocks But there was soon a new man on the scene As best as she might try Tom Selleck was not available so she settled for a very close second He has even been mistaken for his twin You’ve guessed it 80s porn star Tone AKA Snoozy Mc nap nap

It wasn’t long before no 4 was here : 

It wasn’t long before no 4 was here We got to have a closer look at her Just look at her little face She did scrub up to be a little sweetie in the end

But after Nats was here money was really tight : 

But after Nats was here money was really tight So tight that we had to buy clothes too big for her and just hoped she would grow into them Even had to fight the cat for left overs And flatly refused to use bath water after 3 boys had been in first So chose to use the local dog wash instead

Then we were 4 : 

Then we were 4 And the clothes were still no better!

On top of the 4 amazing kids mum was also blessed with fabulous pets : 

On top of the 4 amazing kids mum was also blessed with fabulous pets

Now the family was expanding, the house had to also : 

Now the family was expanding, the house had to also So Tone had his work cut out and mum had to crack the whip Sometimes a bit too much !

Along the way there was a few coppers in the piggy bank for a holiday : 

Along the way there was a few coppers in the piggy bank for a holiday mmm enough said about this one I think At least Tone made the effort and shaved the tash off Mmm nice crack Matching trunks and lilo… COOL

There were a few proud and iffy moments too : 

There were a few proud and iffy moments too Proud Iffy Proud and iffy The odd Up and Down After persuading Naty to go down the slide I forgot about my promise to catch her at the bottom Lets just say I wasn’t the most popular that week!! Defiantly iffy Proud ish Proud… But what was it for?? Football… Karate… Boxing… Nope, it was… Wait for it… Gymnastics…!!!

There has been the odd dodgy hairstyle along the way too : 

There has been the odd dodgy hairstyle along the way too Nice jumper I couldn’t mention dodgy hairstyles without showing this one again

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One thing is for sure Sue is a outgoing fun person who enjoys a night out Whether it’s with friends Family Or just the ol’ man Phil just asked if she missed the tickle of the tash!!

Sue is known to enjoy the odd glass of wine : 

Sue is known to enjoy the odd glass of wine And sometimes the glass just slows ya down But at least she knows when she’s had enough I only have a Glass A week, don’t I Tone Wha… err… um.. Yes love

Mum has even been known to be a bit of a dare devil in her time : 

Mum has even been known to be a bit of a dare devil in her time If it’s a big snake you want dear wait till I get you home

But as mum gets older there is a chance she will go quackers : 

But as mum gets older there is a chance she will go quackers There was a rumour that someone else talks and repeats themselves more than her But the parrot strongly deny’s it

But now all her kids are grown up : 

But now all her kids are grown up You can see who had the heavy bit Two are married And Mum became Nan

Now it’s time to relax take it easy : 

Now it’s time to relax take it easy And think of the good ol’ days OMG I might be up for a bit tonight OMG I hope She aint Spotted Those Cigars in My top pocket

Happy 60th sue : 

Happy 60th sue I would like to say thanks for the help with the pictures and to everyone for keeping it a secret! But the biggest thanks to go to Mum JUST FOR BEING MUM

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