Fantasy Football Powerpoint

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Let’s talk about something:

Let’s talk about something By: SeanyFootball

Let’s talk about…..:

Let’s talk about…..

The trade that will take you to the Championship:

The trade that will take you to the Championship

I looked at your line-up, and noticed its missing something:

I looked at your line-up, and noticed its missing something it’s missing Andre Ellington

Maybe you know him by his other name.:

Maybe you know him by his other name. Red Jesus

Why? Because he will save YOUR season!:

Why? Because he will save YOUR season! Andre is a Defense shredding train Andre is an elusive demon of destruction Andre is the heart and soul of the run game in a high powered offense that moves the ball and scores points. He averages 20 touches a game. Andre has an amazing smile that gives you a warm and fuzzy feeling on Sunday as you annihilate your enemies.

Accept this trade, accept the lord and savior Andre into your team.:

Accept this trade, accept the lord and savior Andre into your team.

He will help you navigate your way to the playoffs:

He will help you navigate your way to the playoffs

He will put your team on his back and power you to the playoffs, he’s a train…a pain train.:

He will put your team on his back and power you to the playoffs, he’s a train…a pain train.

He will stiff arm his way into your line-up, as he touches down into your heart:

He will stiff arm his way into your line-up, as he touches down into your heart

Why do you need him?:

Why do you need him? He’s the kind of guy that will go that extra yard for you. He’s the kind of guy that is kind enough to already have his bye in week 4. he’s yours all the way to the end of the season. He’s the kind of guy that you can proudly tell your friends you traded for.

What about his stats?:

What about his stats? Week 1: 6 points (stopped on the 1 yard line- could have been a TD) Week 2: 10.10 points Week 3: 7.50 (another missed TD) Week 4: BYE Week 5: 26.40 MONSTER GAME!!! Week 6: 9.30 Week 7: 16.00 POINTS Week 8: 12.50

He is ONLY getting started!:

He is ONLY getting started!

But wait…there is more!:

But wait…there is more! More? Yes….. MORE

Say hello to his little friend:

Say hello to his little friend

Alshon Jeffery:

Alshon Jeffery

A top RB and a WR?:

A top RB and a WR?

This dynamic duo packs the punch that your lineup is missing:

This dynamic duo packs the punch that your lineup is missing

Why Alshon?:

Why Alshon? He is a freakishly tall, athletically gifted, sticky handed, touch down catching BEAR! His team mate is Brandon Marshall who ALWAYS gets the attention of the best defensive player, leaving him alone to DOMINATE. Alshon is reliable, he wont disappoint you. He wants to be your friend on facebook and in fantasy football- you just have to accept him.

Yea, but what about his stats?:

Yea, but what about his stats? Week 1: 7.10 Week 2: 4.70 Week 3: 11.80 Week 4: 11.10 Week 5: 15.70 Week 6: 13.60 Week 7: 0.90 (WHAT HAPPENED HERE?) Week 8: 11.90

He personally called me and said week 7 was a fluke, it won’t happen again:

He personally called me and said week 7 was a fluke, it won’t happen again

Ok, so what’s it going to take to get these two?:

Ok, so what’s it going to take to get these two?

I will entertain any and all offers:

I will entertain any and all offers I’m looking for a bonafide, RB1 Matt Forte Arian Foster Leveon Bell Demarco Murray Jamaal Charles

What?:

What?

I thought you would think that:

I thought you would think that

Things to think about::

Things to think about: Only the top 6 teams will make the playoffs this season, some of you need wins NOW. I am 8-0 and looking at the playoffs. By trading one for two, you fill two holes and guard against one injury ruining your season. How much time and effort went into making this.

Counter offers?:

Counter offers? Sure, why not. But I am not interested in decimating my team to get one of these players. Let’s open up the discussion.

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