School Answering Machine

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Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection:To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1To make excuses for why your child did not do his work - Press 2To complain about what we do - Press 3To swear at staff members - Press 4To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5If you want us to raise your child - Press 6If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7To request another teacher, for the third time this year - Press 8To complain about bus transportation - Press 9To complain about school lunches - Press 0If you realize this is the real world and your child must be Accountable and responsible for his/her own behaviour, class work, homework and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!If you want this in another language, move to a country that speaks it.

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