How to Solidly Cement Your Reputation as a Cat Lady

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Your friends affectionately refer to you as the 'cat lady' – or the 'cat guy' if you are so engendered. You love it. You are proud to be known by your love of the feline species. You are proud to have so many cats in your house that you could easily pull off a Broadway show written by TS Eliot and Andrew Lloyd Webber. Visit: https://www.nerdkungfu.com/

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How to Solidly Cement Your Reputation as a Cat Lady Your friends affectionately refer to you as the cat lady – or the cat guy if you are so engendered. You love it. You are proud to be known by your love of the feline species. You are proud to have so many cats in your house that you could easily pull off a Broadway show written by TS Eliot and Andrew Lloyd Webber. We want to help you solidly cement your reputation as the cat lady people think you are. In order to do that we have assembled what we think is a pretty impressive inventory of cat T-shirts. If you are into all things cats you absolutely must take a look at what we have. One look at our cat category and you will be purring right along with your furry little friends. You Are Your Cats So why do people refer to you as the cat lady It probably has more to do with your personality than the number of felines living in your home. Lets face it weve all known people so obsessed with cats that they dont think about anything else. And still they only have one or two as pets. They are still cat people because they have become their cats at least to some degree. Are you familiar with Cheshire Cat from the Alice in Wonderland franchise This is one creepy cat who has the ability to materialize and dematerialize on command. He is a lot like a personal injury lawyer: never around when you truly need him but ready to annoy you when you have no need of his services.

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We bring this up for two reasons. First Cheshire Cat is one of the more famous felines we feature at Nerd Kung Fu. Our biggest Cheshire Cat seller is a T-shirt displaying the feline from the latest series of movies starring Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter. This is the bluish-purple cat with a personality that is half hippie and half Wicked Witch of the West. Sorry for the mixed metaphor. Anyway the second reason for bringing this up is that everybody loves Cheshire Cat. Buy yourself a T-shirt and everybody will know you truly are a cat lady. Cheshire Cat encapsulates everything it means to be obsessed with felines. He is your mascot. Embrace him with all the zeal of a young kitten playing with a ball of yarn. A Special Kind of Person As long as we are talking about young kittens and balls of yarn we want to say that we appreciate all of you cat people. A true cat lover is a special kind of person who loves animals that are not always so easy to love. Yes you know who you are. It is interesting to note that there seems to be no middle ground with cats. You either love them or hate them. Cat people obviously love them enough to build their entire lives around them. Thats cool. Better for you to be a cat lover than someone whose entire life consists of nothing but playing the troll on social media. Cat T-shirts are part of the package here at Nerd Kung Fu. We have a whole bunch of cat-related items for men women and children alike. We think loading up on cat T-shirts is one of the best ways for you to cement your reputation as a cat person. After all would you rather wear clothing adorned with anything else

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Be careful how you respond. The wrong answer could seriously jeopardize your standing with all those cats you call friends.

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