Slide1: 22 Quotes Make You Laugh
Slide2: "Everybody loves success, but they hate successful people." – John McEnroe
Slide3: "The Lord gave us two ends – one to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most .” – Ann Landers
Slide4: "Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction ." – Al Bernstein
Slide5: "Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. " – Jim Backus
Slide6: "Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you'll end up in the police station ." – Fred Allen
Slide7: "If A is a success in life, then A equals X plus Y plus Z. Work is X ; Y is play; and Z is keeping your mouth shut. " – Albert Einstein
Slide8: "90 per cent of success is turning up ." – Woody Allen
Slide9: "Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal ." – Henry Ford
Slide10: "The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time ." – Joe Girard
Slide11: "Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. " – Nick Diamos
Slide12: "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so ." – Mark Twain
Slide13: "The reason so many people never get anywhere in life is because when opportunity knocks, they are out in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers ." – Walter Percy Chrysler
Slide14: "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog ." – Mark Twain
Slide15: "If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito ." – Unknown
Slide16: "We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? " – Jean Cocturan
Slide17: "Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves ." – Dorothy Parker
Slide18: "Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an achievement in a bachelor , and second nature in a married woman ." – Helen Rowland
Slide19: "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." – Mark Twain
Slide20: "One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening ." –Franklin P. Jones
Slide21: "Every man has a right to utter what he thinks truth, and every other man has a right to knock him down for it. " – Samuel Johnson
Slide22: "When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth ." – George Bernard Shaw
Slide23: "No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying ." – Unknown Thank You Very Much HAVE A GREAT DAY FORWARDED BY S DEVANARAYANAN