PowerPoint Presentation: Crystal clear
PowerPoint Presentation: Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' -- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
PowerPoint Presentation: I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.' -- Eleanor Roosevelt
PowerPoint Presentation: Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement . -- Mark Twain
PowerPoint Presentation: Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. Victor Borge
PowerPoint Presentation: The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. -- George Burns
PowerPoint Presentation: Don't worry about avoiding temptation as you grow older, it will avoid you -- Winston Churchill
PowerPoint Presentation: Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. -- Mark Twain
PowerPoint Presentation: By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates
PowerPoint Presentation: I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -- Groucho Marx
PowerPoint Presentation: Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. Alex Levine
PowerPoint Presentation: Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty, but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. -- Phyllis Diller
PowerPoint Presentation: I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. -- Bob Hope
PowerPoint Presentation: I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. -- W.C. Fields
PowerPoint Presentation: By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. -- Billy Crystal