Recession! Recession!

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Lessons to CEO's on how not to panic and react to recession...

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How recession leads to Of inexperienced CEOs My observations on:

Or how to know if your CEO has Lost his marbles!! : 

Or how to know if your CEO has Lost his marbles!!

But first some definitions: : 

But first some definitions: Recession: the state of the economy declines; a widespread decline in the GDP, employment and trade lasting from six months to a couple of years. Regression: ( in psychiatry) - a defence mechanism in which you flee from reality by assuming a more infantile state. The first applies to the economy and the second to the immature CEO.

You know your : 

You know your has lost his marbles when…..

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He starts seeing only Numbers...

You know he has lost his marbles when.. : 

You know he has lost his marbles when.. He stops smiling and is angry most of the time… Eye contact with others is minimal…

You know he has lost his marbles when.. : 

You know he has lost his marbles when.. He is busy rushing around the office turning off lights and fans…

You know your CEO has lost his marbles when.. : 

You know your CEO has lost his marbles when.. He begins to believe that CEO expands to Chief Executing Officer

You know he has lost his marbles when.. : 

You know he has lost his marbles when.. He surreptiously attempts to dilute the milk in the Tea dispenser…

You know he has lost his marbles when.. : 

You know he has lost his marbles when.. He starts rationing Toilet Rolls individually and keeps track of them..

You know she has lost her marbles when.. : 

You know she has lost her marbles when.. She starts yelling at the top her voice about anything so that everyone in the office hears..

You know your CEO has lost his marbles when…. : 

You know your CEO has lost his marbles when…. He becomes a Fault Finding Machine…

You know he has lost his marbles when he hides under the tablewhen Investorsdrop in.. : 

You know he has lost his marbles when he hides under the tablewhen Investorsdrop in..

He has lost his marbles when.. : 

He has lost his marbles when.. He begins to seriously believe that he too is contributing to the fight against recession by laying off (ex) Core Team Members who helped build the Company…

You know your CEO has lost his marbles when… : 

You know your CEO has lost his marbles when… He stops having team meetings and whatever (negative) feedback given is within the earshot of everyone..

You know your CEO has lost his marbles when… : 

You know your CEO has lost his marbles when… He berates HR for spending money on Employee welfare programs and labels it as “Charity”…

You know your CEO has lost his marbles when… : 

You know your CEO has lost his marbles when… He expects everyone in the company including the Office boy and Admin to bring in revenues for the company….

These are personal observations of mine on CEO’s I was unfortunate enough to interact with… : 

These are personal observations of mine on CEO’s I was unfortunate enough to interact with… No offense is meant on those brave but unprepared individuals…. But we need to learn quickly on how NOT TO DESTROY THE THING WE HAVE CREATED>>> avalok

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