All in a days work

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Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to make love again.

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One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

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The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.

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The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

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What you call your child when you're mad at her.

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The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

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What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

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A woman whose memory of labour is still vivid.

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How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

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The first word spoken by children with older siblings.

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A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.

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A child who is more talented than yours.

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What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.

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When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.

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Where you should never put a child wearing  a Superman attire.

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Able to whine in words.

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None of the kids that live in your house...

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When Dad gets to play golf while Mom catches up on the laundry, cleans the house, runs errands, etc.

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