Halloween Jokes 2019

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Halloween Jokes 2019 h a l l o w e e n e v e s . c o m/halloween-jokes-2019 Halloween Jokes halloween jokes Q: What do apparitions eat for dinner A: Spooketi — – Q: What do you do when 50 zombies encompass your home A: Hope it’s Halloween — – Q: What is the most significant subject a witch learns in school

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July 3 2019 Halloween Jokes 2019 h a l l o w e e n e v e s . c o m/halloween-jokes-2019 Halloween Jokes halloween jokes Q: What do apparitions eat for dinner A: Spooketi — – Q: What do you do when 50 zombies encompass your home A: Hope it’s Halloween — – Q: What is the most significant subject a witch learns in school 1 / 8

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A: Spelling. — – Q: Why would not the skeleton like to go to class A: His heart wasn’t in it. — – Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the street A: He didn’t have any guts — – Q: Why did the skeleton cross the street A: To get to the body shop. — – Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball A: Because he had no BODY to go with. — – Q: What did the young lady state when she needed to pick between a tricycle and a piece of candy A: “Trike or Treat” — – Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin An: A plumpkin. — – Q: What room does an apparition not require An: A parlor — – Q: Why are apparitions so terrible at lying 2 / 8

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A: Because you can see directly through them — – Some more Halloween jokes halloween jokes ____ _ Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the move A: His “fiend” companion 3 / 8

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— – Q: Why is Superman’s outfit so tight A: Because he wears a size “S”. — – Q: What do phantoms use to wash their hair A: Shamboo — – Frankenstein: Witch would you be able to make me a lemonade Witch: Poof you are a lemonade — – Q: What do you get when you cross a witch with sand An: A sandwich — – Q: What is a vampire’s preferred organic product An: A nectarine — – “Mom everybody says I resemble a werewolf.” “If you don’t mind be calm and brush your face.” — – Q: What sort of treat does an apparition like An: I shout — – Q: When is it misfortune to be trailed by a dark feline A: When you’re a mouse. 4 / 8

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— – Q: What do feathered creatures state on Halloween — – Q: What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel a Poodle and an apparition An: A cocker poodle boo. — – Q: What do mothers take on the appearance of on Halloween A: Mummies — – Q: What is a phantom’s preferred organic product A: Booberries — – Q: What does a skeleton state before supper A: Bone appetit — – Q: What does a witch use to keep her hair up A: Scarespray — – Some last of Halloween jokes 5 / 8

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halloween jokes Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire A: Frostbite. — – Q: What sort of jeans do phantoms wear A: Boo-Jeans. — – 6 / 8

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Q: Why do phantoms make great team promoters A: Because they have a great deal of soul. — – Q: What did one owl state to the next owl A: Happy Owl-ween — – Q: Why is a skeleton so mean A: He doesn’t show at least a bit of kindness. — – Q: What circumvents a spooky house and never stops An: A fence. — – Q: What did the phantom state to the next apparition A: Do you have confidence in people — – Q: What do vampires take when they are wiped out A: Coffin drops — – Q: What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire A: Count Quackula — – Q: What is an apparition’s preferred pie A: Booberry pie — – 7 / 8

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Q: Where do apparitions purchase their nourishment An: At the apparition ery store — – 8 / 8

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