Pia Toscano American Idol Update

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The uber talented Pia Toscano was booted from American Idol. However, she landed a record deal in no time. SCN led an investigation into why Pia failed to make the AI finals...and it's a shocker. Nigel Lithgoe may be guilty of some shennanigans for AI ratings.

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS My name is Tinslee Lopez-Fartz…and I…like AI judge Randy Jackson…don’t get mad often. BREAKING IDOL NEWS

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS But…when my grammy Rita has to be sedated because Pia was booted from American Idol…. I get pissed. SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS She and her friends at Reggie’s Assisted Living believe there’s something’s stinky going on over at AI. SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS We asked our Pulitzer Prize winning reporter… Robert Kraft… to do some investigating. SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS What a waste of time.

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BREAKING IDOL NEWS BREAKING IDOL NEWS Tinslee…I’ve already uncovered some shocking news…

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BREAKING IDOL NEWS BREAKING IDOL NEWS Mike told us he was forced to mop the stage with bear grease when Pia performed.

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BREAKING IDOL NEWS BREAKING IDOL NEWS This clearly answers the question ‘why is Pia so wooden on stage’?

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BREAKING IDOL NEWS BREAKING IDOL NEWS You simply can’t dance on bear grease in six inch heels…

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BREAKING IDOL NEWS BREAKING IDOL NEWS Mike…follow me to personnel right now!

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BREAKING IDOL NEWS BREAKING IDOL NEWS Tinslee… I’ve also discovered that Pia was a contestant on SYTYCD.

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BREAKING IDOL NEWS BREAKING IDOL NEWS She’s a talented dancer who was put through to the Las Vegas round in 2008.

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BREAKING IDOL NEWS BREAKING IDOL NEWS Pia auditioned with a hula-krumping routine that blew Mia Michaels away.

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BREAKING IDOL NEWS BREAKING IDOL NEWS But….it was Nigel Lithgoe who handed Pia her airline ticket on the show.

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BREAKING IDOL NEWS BREAKING IDOL NEWS Pia might have won SYTYCD to if it weren’t for a hula injury in the second round…

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BREAKING IDOL NEWS BREAKING IDOL NEWS Since Nigel produces both shows he may have ‘handicapped’ Pia’s by restricting her movement….

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BREAKING IDOL NEWS BREAKING IDOL NEWS He knew if she was able to hula while singing ‘River Deep.. Mountain High’… the contest was over.

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS So.. you’re saying if she’d been able to dance… it would’ve been too obvious she was going to win… SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS

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BREAKING IDOL NEWS BREAKING IDOL NEWS Yes…Nigel wanted it to look like the other contestants had a chance.

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BREAKING IDOL NEWS BREAKING IDOL NEWS But….ultimately the bear grease left Pia in fear of falling …and she gave stilted wooden performances.

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS So.. the producer’s evil plan to keep us watching AI backfired on them…Pia was a victim of beauty, talent, and bear grease. SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS Go Stephano!

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BREAKING IDOL NEWS BREAKING IDOL NEWS Tinslee…an AI producer has been threatening me for several minutes now….help