Jesse Ventura Says Rahm Emanuel is Illegal Alien

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TRUTH TV PARANORMAL NEWS I’m Sissy Maddow with Paranormal News…

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TRUTH TV PARANORMAL NEWS Tonight we’ll bring you footage from inside Area 51… long thought to have been abandoned.

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TRUTH TV PARANORMAL NEWS Reveal video proof that Rahm Emanuel is the first alien Mayor of Chicago.

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PARANORMAL NEWS TRUTH TV Plus…Truth TV reporter Robert Kraft will meet with the famous psychic/sensitive ‘Blind Billy’.

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Sissy I was smuggled into Area 51 on a bread truck in the middle of the night.

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I’m now in one of the control areas normally manned by Homeland Security officials.

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Citizenship Classes Spring Quarter 3/28/11– 6/15/11 Our government wants us to focus on our southern border.

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Citizenship Classes Spring Quarter 3/28/11– 6/15/11 While illegal aliens have been using Area 51 as a home base since the 1950’s.

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Citizenship Classes Spring Quarter 3/28/11– 6/15/11 Why else would they post starship landing times?

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Citizenship Classes Spring Quarter 3/28/11– 6/15/11 We’ve allowed them to assimilate into our society in exchange for their technology.

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Citizenship Classes Spring Quarter 3/28/11– 6/15/11 It’s believed the Facebook unfreind app for iPhone and iPod Touch was developed here.

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ALIEN CULTURAL MOVIE NIGHT Now Showing ‘Zog Gets a Hickey’ Area 51 sponsors alien culture movie night….

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ALIEN CULTURAL MOVIE NIGHT Now Showing ‘Zog Gets a Hickey’ This while funding for the arts is being slashed by Congress.

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Sissy…I’m exiting the secret tunnel now…

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ENTERING AREA 51 Perimeter I’m off to meet with the brilliant ‘Blind Billy’ now.

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Sissy…we’ve arrived at the regional headquarters of GHI in Michigan.

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GHOST HUNTERS INTERNATIONAL EVP Sissy…’Blind Billy’ has just taken a bad spill…

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PARANORMAL NEWS ‘Blind Billy’ has been taken to the hospital for observation. TRUTH TV

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PARANORMAL NEWS TRUTH TV For those of you who don’t know…’Blind Billy’s’ amazing psychic powers originated after a fall.

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Hey blind boy…are you ok?

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PARANORMAL NEWS We wish him well. TRUTH TV

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PARANORMAL NEWS TRUTH TV Former Governor Jesse Ventura verified the following video footage…

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TRUTH TV PARANORMAL NEWS As promised…see the Mayor’s alien transformation for yourself.

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