Jersey Shore Cancelled in 2012 Snooki's Fault

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In a surprising move Jersey Shore producers have stopped production,and cancelled the 2012 season. It is believed to be over a salary dispute with Snooki. Since she was paid $32,000 for her Rutgers appearance she's now demanding two million per episode. She said if she can get more money than a Pulitzer prize winner she should get more than 'Thirty Rock's', Tina Fey.

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS I’m Tenslee Lopez-Fartz and I tell it like it is… SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS Overblown blogger.

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS ‘Snotty Celebrity News’ has replaced the lowly rated Joy Behar Show at 10:00 PM. SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS We’re your most reliable source of up-to-the-minute news and snarky comments. SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS Reliable?

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS First some sad news…’Jersey Shore’ has been cancelled due to a salary dispute. SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS This is a real blow…and we’re a little concerned for Snooki. SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS Snooki…the dynamic star of the cancelled show, and Elliot Spitzer are ‘dating’….ick. SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS It was also reported that Snooki had a one night stand with Bill Maher. SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS Pervert..

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS Girl..whatever you got for your ‘appearance fee’..it wasn’t worth it.

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS I’ve asked Dr. Drew Pansy to join me…and give Snooki some advise. SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS Snooki…stay away from creepy old sexual deviants. SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS You’re a brilliant young talent and need nurturing by a Michael Lohan or a David Hasselhoff. SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS Thanks Dr. Drew for your advise....and great job reporting on the Kathy Griffin death hoax. SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS Are you kidding. We got a bomb threat!

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS Now on to American Idol. Does anyone else find Pia just toooo perfect…all pageant queenie? SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS Miss New York

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS Paul..your Lumineer tooth caps are too white...they hurt my eyes, and raspy whispering is not singing. SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS Next up ANTM and DWTS. SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS Tyra tries to make you believe butt ugly is beautiful on ANTM. We are not blind Ms. Tyra. SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS Poor Anne from last year needed to be put on a feeding tube…she could barely stand up! SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS I’m team Kirste this year on DWTS…she shows big girls can…move it…move it. SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS I gotta state the obvious…Wendy Williams makes RuPaul look ultra fem. SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS Oh no she didn’

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS Fortunately for Wendy DWTS doesn’t do gender testing on it’s contestants woo…hoo. SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS Don’t say you weren’t thinking it! SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS I’m Tinslee Lopez-Fartz closing for tonight and keeping it real … SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS Why did I agree to produce this crap..