Kathy Griffin Killed by Palin Supporter

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It has been reported that Kathy Griffin was attacked and killed by a Palin supporter today. Kathy was knocked to the ground and had her mouth washed out with a bar of lye soap. Apparently the commediane ingested some of the soap and fell ill at the scene. Some onlookers hooted and cheered as Kathy's mouth was silenced by soap foam.

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS Welcome to ‘Snotty Celebrity News’. I’m your host Dr. Drew Pansy…

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS I’m joined by Monica Lee.. and Bobby Kraft…..Bobby will be back with us later.

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She’s snooty.. He looks like an old Conan.

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS Chris Brown is a brat with too many teeth. Maybe his teeth have crowded out his brain.

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He could end up biting someone! Chris Brown does have too many teeth…

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS The Celebrity Apprentice has another big tooth lunatic in Gary Busey. He was drinking ‘tiger blood’ way before Charlie.

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS Creepy Charlie Sheen begins his ‘Narcissistic Thug Tour’ soon… and is selling out venues.

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS Come on people…why pay $60.00 to see this piece of crap whine when you can watch it for free on YouTube.

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS Kirstie Alley surprised everyone with her slutty/sultry cha cha on DWTS last week.

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS However, Wendy Williams looked like ‘Refrigerator Perry’ in gold lamé….but was slower and less coordinated...

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This should end the stereotype that all of us can dance. I thought ‘Wendy’ started life as ‘Walter’.

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS DWTS contestants Kirstie and Wendy will be the ones doing the overhead dance lifts of their male partners this year.

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That makes sense. They are some heifers man.

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS Does anyone find ex RHONY Bethany ‘ Skinny Girl ’ Frankel Hop-Hop, as annoying as I do? This woman actually thinks being thin is a ‘talent’.

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She’s an emotional vampire. She scares me. I like margarita's..

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS Don’t tell me you didn’t think there was some southern inbreeding going on when you first met Nene on RHOA.

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That Kim is as stupid as NeNe. She scares me too.

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS Robert Kraft has some breaking news for us.

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NPR has just reported the death of Kathy Griffin.

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Her lifeless body is due here momentarily.

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Dr. Drew there are conflicting stories about ‘Kathy’s’ death.

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One story has him/her jumping off a high fence when it was revealed that Andy Dick and Kathy Griffin are the same person.

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The more plausible story is being reported by CNN.

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Allegedly… Kathy Griffin was attacked by a Sarah Palin supporter.

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The supporter sat on Kathy’s chest and washed her mouth out with lye soap.

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Apparently the carrot topped star ingested some of the lye soap and started foaming at the mouth. Sadly…no one came forward to assist her.

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SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS SNOTTY CELEBRITY NEWS Sarah Silverman take note . A ‘potty mouth’ can kill you. Goodnight from everyone at SCN.

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