Intense TSA Agent Airport Pat Down

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Celebrity turns the tables on TSA Agent. Joy Behar strips and pats down TSA Agent against his will.

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TSA P A T D O W N S Joy, why can’t we just go through the screening process?

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TSA P A T D O W N S Quit whining Sylvia, pat downs are like spa experiences now.

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TSA P A T D O W N S I asked for a tour from the head TSA guy.

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TSA P A T D O W N S Ms. Behar I understand you threatened one of our agents!

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TSA P A T D O W N S I just said I could ruin him if I didn’t get a tour with you. So..what..who cares….

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TSA P A T D O W N S Follow me.

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TSA BATH & PAT-DOWN STATION ONE USA We offer bubble bath’s at this station ladies.

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TSA BATH & PAT-DOWN STATION TWO USA PRIVACY SCREEN & VIEWING PLATFORM Now if you’ll just bend over and touch your toes.

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TSA CUDDELING STATION THREE USA Albert’s cuddling skill turned up two knives and a jock strap bomb. tips ALBERT GUZO Employee of the month August 2009

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TSA HEAVY PETTING STATION FIVE USA I always have my heavy petting pat down with Shlomo…I want Shlomo!

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TSA HEAVY PETTING STATION FIVE USA Ms. Behar you traumatized Shlomo during your last visit.

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TWO WEEKS EARLIER

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TSA HEAVY PETTING STATION FIVE USA Ms. Behar, you made me striptease, and petted EVERY part of me…can I go now?

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TSA HEAVY PETTING STATION FIVE USA Ms. Behar, you will be meeting with our new HP Agent today.

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TSA HEAVY PETTING STATION FIVE USA Sylvia, you come with me.

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TSA HEAVY PETTING STATION FIVE USA I’m Roy Burps and I want to PET YOU REAL BAD……

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I can’t believe Joy Behar kicked your butt Roy! You should sue…

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TSA SPOONING STATION FOUR USA We do a ten minute full body spooning session with open bar, and mini-pedicure. TSA LOUNGE

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TSA LIVE SCREENINGS That lady in the tub was hot! Roy was just doing his job. Did Joy Behar really assault Roy Burps? TSA PAY-PER-VIEW naked screenings was genius…

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Was TSA HP Agent just doing his job? Should Roy Burps sue Joy Behar for assault of a federal agent. Should Roy Burps be disciplined? Should Roy Burps be commended?

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FOLLOW-UP Since this piece aired TSA Agent Floyd Mims and Sylvia Gould have become engaged.