Real Housewife of NJ Sex Tape Parody

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Wannabe reality star films her 'secret sex tape', and tries to shop it to distributor. Reality hits Danielle in the face when no one wants to see it,....

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Danielle, we’ll start filming your ‘SECRET SEX TAPES’ on Friday. Real Housewife ‘Secret Sex Tape’

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Ryan will upload ten seconds of ‘leaked’ promo video to YouTube.

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Bravo thinks they can cut Danielle…Andy Cohen.. no one fires Danielle and gets away with it.

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Theresa and Ashley are out to kill me. I’m so afraid Danny..yeah so afraid.

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I won’t feel safe unless you’re at the shoot with me and Ritchie.

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Yeah baby……

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Oooh.. Aaah baby…

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Danielle Staub’s ‘agent’ just dropped off a copy of her sex tape. He wants 250K for distribution rights….

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Hugo, let’s go watch the video on the big screen.

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Hugo, get back here…the tape’s not over!

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Boss, her face looks half crocodile and half human.

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Hugo’s a registered sex offender and he won’t watch it…

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They haven’t heard the last of Danielle. I’ve got the looks and the smarts to be a SUPERSTAR!

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UPDATE Danielle Staub Rielle Hunter & Tiger’s Fourteen Mistresses are still delusional.