BP Oil Spill 911 from Bernard

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BP oil spill devastating Gulf Coast while Obama fails to lead. President not listening to needs of residents..or pushing BP.

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I’m sick of this Earl...just sick of this!

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We better get outta here before we get tar-balled.

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No Marines comin’ to help us buddy!

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Maybe Obama will appoint a Czar….

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Rham, how much time do I have before the fundraiser starts?

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OK you got me for fourteen minutes…

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Folks I wake up thinking about you first thing in the morning… and you’re the last thing I think of at night.

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I’ve appointed Co-Czars to lead the effort along with an advisor from BP.

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I’ll turn this over to the experts now and get out of the way.

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Enough with the studying already…I’m getting really pissed.

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I told you so…what a man of action! We get two Czars.. ha!

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At least Bernard got scrubbed down with Dawn and fitted with a prosthetic leg.

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Happy you got the band-aid and the stump Bernard.

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My family been fishin’ the gulf for generations…what em I gonna do now?

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I wonder how bad it would look if I got in a round of golf?

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No…no..no…think it don’t say it…poll numbers..golf.. poll numbers….

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If you don’t live here you really don’t get it Frank…

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My family been shrimpin’ here for sixty years.

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Somebody’s gotta the answers out there Louis….

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Will we be smart enough and humble enough to listen??