Parody Job Hunting 'Sonny & Ray Style'

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Parody Sonny & Ray offer sensible job hunting solutions. Copy and paste other peoples resumes, set up fake references etc. Complete course $99 with free snack.

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NO WEAPONS OR DRUGS INSIDE I’m Sonny, and I’m here with my partner Ray. HOW TO GET A JOB Seven Surefire Tips from Sonny & Ray Sonny & Ray’s How To Get a Job School

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Sonny & Ray’s How To Get a Job School We own six ‘How To Get a Job Schools’ nationwide. NO WEAPONS OR DRUGS INSIDE

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Sonny & Ray’s How To Get a Job School NO WEAPONS OR DRUGS INSIDE Today we’re gonna give you seven FREE tips on how to get a job.

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Sonny & Ray’s How To Get a Job School Do not park a broke ass car in the parking lot! People are watching you through the window. NO WEAPONS OR DRUGS INSIDE

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Sonny & Ray’s How To Get a Job School NO WEAPONS OR DRUGS INSIDE If you’re a former CEO with a Lexus…people hate you… take the bus.

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Sonny & Ray’s How To Get a Job School NO WEAPONS OR DRUGS INSIDE Don’t wear your bus pass around your neck.

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Sonny & Ray’s How To Get a Job School NO WEAPONS OR DRUGS INSIDE Thank you Floyd…now go back and answer the phones.

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Find a nice resume you like on the internet.

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1)Copy and paste resume. 2) Change the name on the resume to yours. Copy and paste the person’s resume and insert your name…

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3) Fake your job application. 4) Use fake employer telephone numbers. Fake your job application to match your resume.

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5) Line up fake references. 6) Role play with Fake references. Do ‘role playing’ with your fake references.

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7) Use your ‘meeting with white people face’ during the interview. If you’re an African American man… don’t forget to use the ‘meeting with white people’ face during the interview.

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Watch closely as Ray demonstrates. S&R

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You can still get a job if you have a record. S&R

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Lance was a fund manager who served six years for embezzlement. S&R

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Using S&R techniques I landed a top job at AIG. S&R

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Before Harold went bankrupt he owned Saturn dealerships all across the Midwest. S&R

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Harold is my father-in-law. Now he lives over my garage with his shelter poodles and Matchbox cars. S&R

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Sir you seemed to enjoy our brief presentation…would you like to sign up for the $99 course? S&R

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No...Floyd told me if I stayed through the whole presentation I’d get orange juice and a snack. S&R

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S&R Come on down to S&R today and get a free burger/drink with our $99 course. FRANCHISES AVAILABLE