The Nancy Pelosi Cocktail Hour

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In a shocking move Nancy Pelosi is hosting her own controversial talk show on Oprah's new network. Catch a sneak peak of the secret taping of ‘Nancy Pelosi’s Cocktail Hour’.

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THE NANCY PELOSI COCKTAIL HOUR

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I’m Sid Spurlock announcer for the ‘Nancy Pelosi Cocktail Hour’.

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Grab a drink, your choice of tobacco product, and enjoy the hour.

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Political analysts Ed Skwrsey and Redmond Fuff III join the panel after the break.

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THE NANCY PELOSI COCKTAIL HOUR

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We won the election and you dimwits are standing in the way of change!

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Are you ignoring me Fuff?

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I’m adjusting the volume on my IPhone implant.

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We’re going to take a quick break.

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THE NANCY PELOSI COCKTAIL HOUR

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We’re back now folks, and I want to share a secret with you.

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I pee in my pants. People say Nancy how can you go on hour after hour on the House floor.

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Gain the respect of your boss or co-workers. Show them you never need a bathroom break.

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Be like Nancy Pelosi… pee in your pants.

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A world leader is skyping in to talk with Nancy now.

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I thought I was going to be speaking to Sarah Palin…who’s this ugly old woman?

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Mr. Ahmadinejad you’re addressing the Speaker of The House!

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Death to America….

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Who’s up next Nancy?

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Sid, join me in welcoming Elvis impersonator extraordinaire, Scotty Brady.

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That made Nancy hot!

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Speaking of hot! Could your man use ExdenZe?

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My name is Bob and since I started using ExtenZe my lady has never been happier!

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Well there you go. Take it from Nancy Pelosi and Bob’s ‘lady’ get ExdenZe.

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See you next week. We’re going to close the hour with the ‘soulful stirrings’ of Mr. Bobby Brown.

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THE NANCY PELOSI COCKTAIL HOUR

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Bruno, I’m mounting a spectacular Vegas act if I’m not reelected.

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What do you think?

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Vote Pelosi, and you’ll never hear the sound of a strangled hyena.