Reptilians and the CIA

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Lonely boy watches YouTube videos 18 hours a day. He discovers a plot by the Illuminati and Reptilians to take over the world. A parody!

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I started it from a ‘seed’.

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I think we’ll name you David.

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Just because you arrived in a packet of garden seeds doesn't mean we’ll love you any less.

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There… there… now David. Mum will get you a bottle once her facial is done.

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I think there might be something the matter with David. He should be sleeping through the night.

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The Illuminati is coming for you idiots…

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He’s fine.

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DAVIDIA XM We’ve disbursed them throughout the universe as directed.

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Do you like your big boy bed David?

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Make sure you keep your tin foil hat on!

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I’m adjusting their outburst settings.

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David is becoming a rebellious teen, and he’s refusing to wear his tin foil hat!

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He gives me the creeps.

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Who needs school.. I watch YouTube videos 18 hours a day and know more than you idiots!

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David, wash your hands and come down to dinner.

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See the ‘Reptilians Exposed’ video. It’s true or it wouldn’t be on YouTube.

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Tanya angus It’s all going as planned General.