Michael Moore Replaces Rahm Emanuel Parody

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Michael Moore replaces Rahm Emanuel as White House Parody. Moore tries to get funding as he also launches run for President. A parody

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I’ll be right there Mr. Moore. MICHAEL MOORE FOR CHIEF OF STAFF

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If you break that glass I’ll fire you and dock your last check.

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Quit crying, get off your butt, and get back to work.

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Kathleen, I’m meeting Sylvester at Red's Lounge.

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Obama is worthless, Rahm Emanuel has to go.

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Huh?

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I’m gonna sleep in the White House basement and work for $1.00.

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Mr. Moore, I invested in your movie as a tax write-off. However, I will not donate a dime to subsidize your White House publicity stunt…

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Worthless fat cat capitalist turned me down.

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Mr. Moore, my homes are being foreclosed on, and my lovely wife is leaving me…..

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Mr. Moore, I took a restraining order out last time you accosted me for money.

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Kathleen, the greedy corporate masters won’t give the little guy a break.

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Screw em’. Let’s use one of our off-shore accounts to support you and buy media time.

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MICHAEL MOORE FOR PRESIDENT You’re on in ten seconds Mr. Moore.

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MICHAEL MOORE FOR PRESIDENT Michael Moore is a humble man who loves his country.

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MICHAEL MOORE FOR PRESIDENT Due to overwhelming grass roots support I’m answering the call.

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MICHAEL MOORE FOR PRESIDENT I’m formally announcing my candidacy for President in 2012.

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MICHAEL MOORE FOR PRESIDENT In the meantime I’m replacing Rahm Emanuel and takin’ Obama to the woodshed..

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MICHAEL MOORE FOR PRESIDENT I’m putting a stop payment on my check. You guys were crap.

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ACORN HEADQUARTERS WE GET YOU ELECTED You need to use social media to get elected. I’ll ‘Facebook’ my friends for you.

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ACORN HEADQUARTERS WE GET YOU ELECTED Give me $20,000 cash and I’ll fill up the convention center for you by Tuesday.

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ACORN HEADQUARTERS WE GET YOU ELECTED What a dumb ass.. junior college dropout.. cracker.

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CANCELED After I take the White House, my next project will be an in-depth exposé of ACORN. MICHAEL MOORE RALLEY

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MICHAEL MOORE Follow me on twitter. I’ve set you up on Twitter as you asked.

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I see you’re still practicing six hours a day.

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Since Mr. Moore pushed me down the stairs I’ve been putting laxatives in all his food.

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Couldn’t you make that arsenic??

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CNN NEWS Michael Moore, has announced he’s replacing Rahm Emanuel, and running for President in 2012.

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CNN NEWS They’re going to have to de-louse the White House if Moore does a Sahali…. OFF

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MICHAEL MOORE Follow me on twitter. Friends, follow me on Twitter (MMFlint) as I make my run for the White House in 2010.

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My new documentary ‘Michael Moore… Patriot’ will be in theaters October 2010. Pre-sale tickets available.