logging in or signing up Al Gore Global Warming Parody xxeeaa Download Post to : URL : Related Presentations : Share Add to Flag Embed Email Send to Blogs and Networks Add to Channel Uploaded from authorPOINTLite Insert YouTube videos in PowerPont slides with aS Desktop Copy embed code: (To copy code, click on the text box) Embed: URL: Thumbnail: WordPress Embed Customize Embed The presentation is successfully added In Your Favorites. Views: 255 Category: Entertainment License: All Rights Reserved Like it (0) Dislike it (0) Added: December 30, 2009 This Presentation is Public Favorites: 0 Presentation Description Al Gore behind plot to destroy your pets to save the planet. Operation 'Kill Kitty' is a joint initiative with Homeland Security. Barack Obama finds a 'safe house' for Bo. A Senator is bribed to direct stimulus dollars to a pet food company. Of course this is a cartoon. Comments Posting comment... Premium member Presentation Transcript Slide 1: OPERATION ‘KILL KITTY’ Slide 2: Al Gore revealed a study that proves our cats leave more of a carbon footprint than an SUV. Stop Global Warming Control the Carbon Footprint Do Your Part Slide 3: Yes sir. I understand Homeland Security must initiate operation ‘Kill Kitty’ Stop Global Warming Control the Carbon Footprint Do Your Part Slide 4: Our mission is to reduce the carbon footprint. Operation ‘Kill Kitty’ is a go. Slide 5: He inspired me to join the anti-global warming militia. Kill kitty…Kill kitty.. Slide 6: Can’t you hit that basset hound? Slide 7: I thought operation ‘Kill Kitty’ didn’t include dogs… Slide 8: Kill the puppies to. Slide 9: GOOD KITTY PET FOOD Stu, we must save ‘Good Kitty Pet Food’ by whatever means necessary. Slide 10: We need a new more deceptive strategy. Slide 11: I can’t discuss strategy now. I’m going on Letterman in ten minutes. Slide 12: Strategy talking points will be ready after your cooking segment with Rachel Ray. Slide 13: TOP SECRET OPERATION ‘KILL KITTY’ STRATEGY SESSION General, I’m afraid his schedule is too full to discuss strategy….. Slide 14: TOP SECRET OPERATION ‘KILL KITTY’ STRATEGY SESSION Well General, I would’ve appreciated your endorsement before the election. Slide 15: Senator Hill, you’re bought and paid for. Now I expect your help… Slide 16: We must implement the ‘Punish the Puppies’ surge. Slide 17: You do understand all pets must be relocated to reduce the carbon footprint. Slide 18: The surge is working. We’ve established regional holding areas. Slide 21: Pets are being relocated to an undisclosed planet until the global warming threat has passed. Slide 23: CAT SHOW CANCELED Slide 24: CNN NEWS This story is right out of ‘The X Files’. Household pets are disappearing at an alarming rate. Slide 25: I’ll let Mr. Ruff know you’re here Senator. GOOD KITTY PET FOOD Slide 26: You’re getting one billion in emergency stimulus money to retool your plant. Slide 27: Does that idiot know we got the Pentagon contract to dispose of the pets? Slide 28: Stu, we’ve ‘gone green’, by retooling a pet food plant into a pet disposal ‘mulch’ plant. Slide 29: GOOD KITTY TOP SECRET DISPOSAL SIGHT Stimulus Dollars at Work Slide 30: TOP SECRET ‘GOOD KITTY’ HUMANE PET DISPOSAL FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND Do you think Senator Hill bought our story about sending pets into space? Slide 31: TOP SECRET ‘GOOD KITTY’ HUMANE PET DISPOSAL FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND He’ll never know Al Gore is our secret investor, and got us approval to distribute ‘pet waste’ as mulch. Slide 32: Barack, where’s Bo? Slide 33: He’s been taken to a ‘safe house’ in Chicago. Slide 34: CNN NEWS In a shocking story Nobel prize winner Al Gore may be behind the nationwide pet disappearances. Slide 35: Tipper, I think I’ll get another Nobel prize. You know I never made a dime from inventing the internet! You do not have the permission to view this presentation. In order to view it, please contact the author of the presentation.
Al Gore Global Warming Parody xxeeaa Download Post to : URL : Related Presentations : Share Add to Flag Embed Email Send to Blogs and Networks Add to Channel Uploaded from authorPOINTLite Insert YouTube videos in PowerPont slides with aS Desktop Copy embed code: (To copy code, click on the text box) Embed: URL: Thumbnail: WordPress Embed Customize Embed The presentation is successfully added In Your Favorites. Views: 255 Category: Entertainment License: All Rights Reserved Like it (0) Dislike it (0) Added: December 30, 2009 This Presentation is Public Favorites: 0 Presentation Description Al Gore behind plot to destroy your pets to save the planet. Operation 'Kill Kitty' is a joint initiative with Homeland Security. Barack Obama finds a 'safe house' for Bo. A Senator is bribed to direct stimulus dollars to a pet food company. Of course this is a cartoon. Comments Posting comment... Premium member Presentation Transcript Slide 1: OPERATION ‘KILL KITTY’ Slide 2: Al Gore revealed a study that proves our cats leave more of a carbon footprint than an SUV. Stop Global Warming Control the Carbon Footprint Do Your Part Slide 3: Yes sir. I understand Homeland Security must initiate operation ‘Kill Kitty’ Stop Global Warming Control the Carbon Footprint Do Your Part Slide 4: Our mission is to reduce the carbon footprint. Operation ‘Kill Kitty’ is a go. Slide 5: He inspired me to join the anti-global warming militia. Kill kitty…Kill kitty.. Slide 6: Can’t you hit that basset hound? Slide 7: I thought operation ‘Kill Kitty’ didn’t include dogs… Slide 8: Kill the puppies to. Slide 9: GOOD KITTY PET FOOD Stu, we must save ‘Good Kitty Pet Food’ by whatever means necessary. Slide 10: We need a new more deceptive strategy. Slide 11: I can’t discuss strategy now. I’m going on Letterman in ten minutes. Slide 12: Strategy talking points will be ready after your cooking segment with Rachel Ray. Slide 13: TOP SECRET OPERATION ‘KILL KITTY’ STRATEGY SESSION General, I’m afraid his schedule is too full to discuss strategy….. Slide 14: TOP SECRET OPERATION ‘KILL KITTY’ STRATEGY SESSION Well General, I would’ve appreciated your endorsement before the election. Slide 15: Senator Hill, you’re bought and paid for. Now I expect your help… Slide 16: We must implement the ‘Punish the Puppies’ surge. Slide 17: You do understand all pets must be relocated to reduce the carbon footprint. Slide 18: The surge is working. We’ve established regional holding areas. Slide 21: Pets are being relocated to an undisclosed planet until the global warming threat has passed. Slide 23: CAT SHOW CANCELED Slide 24: CNN NEWS This story is right out of ‘The X Files’. Household pets are disappearing at an alarming rate. Slide 25: I’ll let Mr. Ruff know you’re here Senator. GOOD KITTY PET FOOD Slide 26: You’re getting one billion in emergency stimulus money to retool your plant. Slide 27: Does that idiot know we got the Pentagon contract to dispose of the pets? Slide 28: Stu, we’ve ‘gone green’, by retooling a pet food plant into a pet disposal ‘mulch’ plant. Slide 29: GOOD KITTY TOP SECRET DISPOSAL SIGHT Stimulus Dollars at Work Slide 30: TOP SECRET ‘GOOD KITTY’ HUMANE PET DISPOSAL FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND Do you think Senator Hill bought our story about sending pets into space? Slide 31: TOP SECRET ‘GOOD KITTY’ HUMANE PET DISPOSAL FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND He’ll never know Al Gore is our secret investor, and got us approval to distribute ‘pet waste’ as mulch. Slide 32: Barack, where’s Bo? Slide 33: He’s been taken to a ‘safe house’ in Chicago. Slide 34: CNN NEWS In a shocking story Nobel prize winner Al Gore may be behind the nationwide pet disappearances. Slide 35: Tipper, I think I’ll get another Nobel prize. You know I never made a dime from inventing the internet!