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Slide 1:We tested the self inoculating H1N1 vaccine in poor neighborhoods as you asked sir. SWINE FLU
VACCINE ARRIVES
Slide 2:The wealthy neighborhoods will get vaccine and a visit from a Superhero or an out of work actor.
Slide 3:The President expects at least one Superhero to show up here for a photo op!
Slide 4:This worked out great. My last unemployment extension just ran out.
Slide 5:You’re old, irrelevant, and you can’t have a H1N1 flu shot.
Slide 6:It won’t hurt. You’ll get a nasal vaccine.
Slide 7:Hey, call the fire department. I’m hung up on these trees.
Slide 8:Hello, hello…my name is Bobby Winthrop III.
Slide 9:Hey ‘balloon boy', get vaccinated if you’re going to stay on this planet.
Slide 10:Get vaccinated.
Slide 12:I’m just the messenger. They just figure if your over sixty your expendable.
Slide 13:Make sure you get a H1N1 flu shot kids. Whatever.
Slide 14:You shouldn't have said that.
Slide 15:Do you want to get a drink later?
Slide 16:Why Kelly Carpenter may I give you some vaccine?
Slide 17:I recognize you Rosie. Get out of here! We will let the AP and bloggers know you’re back together.
Slide 18:Learn how to pitch, or your kid is going to have brain damage!!
Slide 19:Thanks to the Superheroes for helping me clean up George Bush’s swine flu mess.