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Slide 1:‘PAULA ABDUL’
The Untold Story
How Ellen Stole Idol
Slide 2:NOBODY kicks Paula Abdul to the curb.
Slide 3:Paula Abdul has worked too long and too hard for this.
Slide 4:You, my fans, are the first to see ‘Paula the Movie’.
Slide 5:‘PAULA ABDUL’
The Movie
Slide 6:Hey fairy, are you sure I’m going to be a star?
Slide 7:Yes, with practice and a good agent.
Slide 8:Lil’ Paula, dial it down.
THAT HURT.
Slide 9:Fairy, you promised me an agent!
Slide 10:Be patient. You’re no Brooke Shields.
Slide 11:You’re a lousy fairy godmother.
Slide 12:Lil’ Paula, your disposition needs to sweeten up.
Slide 13:You need to shut up!
Slide 14:You promised I’d be a movie star.
Slide 15:Lil’ Paula you’re too short, and have a big nose.
Slide 16:Barbra Streisand has a big nose.
Slide 17:Lil’ Paula you’re no Barbra.
Slide 18:Then who am I?
Slide 19:You’re Paula, a marginally talented girl from the San Fernando Valley.
Slide 20:What does marginally talented mean?
Slide 21:It means we’re going to work your butt off and make you a STAR.
Slide 22:Stu Brill
Talent
Agent Stuart, I know all your secrets. You will help Paula!
Slide 23:Paula Abdul
Career Path
Lakers Cheerleader
Singer
Dancer
Choreographer
Jewelry Designer
American Idol Judge
?
Slide 24:Fairy, I’ll get my own agent. You’re useless.
Slide 25:Listen, I’m one of the few ‘stage fairies’ in the world.
Slide 26:I can manage my own career.
Slide 27:That’s what Britney Spears said.
Slide 28:Who’s Britney Spears?
Slide 29:You’ll find out in about twenty years.
Slide 30:Cheerleader
&
Choreographer
Slide 31:Choreographer
Slide 32:American Idol Judge
Slide 33:Tyra Banks wears Paula’s jewelry. Tyra Banks Love it!
Slide 34:My rehearsal. Come see me when I open.
Slide 35:Lil’ Paula will be just fine.
Slide 36:Good luck
Ms. Degeneres! My girl just needed to move on.
Slide 37:…and one day you’ll replace Paula Abdul on American Idol. Thanks Uncle Barney.