American Idol Auditions Preview 2010

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I’m not sure you have the ‘pop star’ look we’re going for. 2010 Audition Preview

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You really need to leave now Buzz.

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All he’s missing is a stylist.

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Ellen your talking crap.

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Is this supposed to be a joke?

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Dawg, she might be the next Susan Boyle.

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We have age requirements at Idol.

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Dawg, it was your friend Simon Fuller who changed the requirements.

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Well finally.

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What’s your name sweetie?

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CiaraReeAnna.

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You didn’t like the name EllenBeyonee.

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Go ahead and sing now CiaraReeAnna.

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The door is the other way honey.

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My ears are bleeding.

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It’s still a no.

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Hello dear. What are you singing for us?

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It is a Hindi song ‘Ishq Ho Gaya Mamu’.

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I’d learn Bhabhi O Bhabhi or another wedding song. Cuz the only singing you’re gonna do is at your reception.

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Ellen, that was HARSH.

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I’m gonna like this. Got any smokes Cowell?

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You surprised us Cyrus. You’re in the ‘dawg pound’, and into the next round.

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Well I liked you, but Randy and Kara didn’t…sorry.

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You got four yes votes Hector. You’re moving on to the next round.

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Brad, I understand your house burned down… your dog died… and you lost your Krispy Kreme franchise.

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What are you singing for us.

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God Bless the USA.

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Brad, we’ve just been advised your wanted on charges of arson, animal cruelty, and fraud.

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This sucks. I risked my freedom just to see Paula Abdul and you dumped her!

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That’s four no votes Mistress Jade.

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Don’t you know her Cowell?

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Shsh guys, the last candidate is coming out.

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American Idol producers you’ve just been punked by Ms. Paula Abdul. No one touches Ms. Abdul.