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Slide 1:I’m not sure you have the ‘pop star’ look
we’re going for. 2009 Audition Preview
Slide 2:You really need to leave now Buzz.
Slide 3:All he’s missing is a stylist.
Slide 4:Ellen your talking crap.
Slide 5:Is this supposed to be a joke?
Slide 6:Dawg, she might be the next Susan Boyle.
Slide 7:We have age requirements at Idol.
Slide 8:Dawg, it was your friend Simon Fuller who changed the requirements.
Slide 9:Well finally.
Slide 10:What’s your name sweetie?
Slide 11:CiaraReeAnna.
Slide 12:You didn’t like the name EllenBeyonee.
Slide 13:Go ahead and sing now CiaraReeAnna.
Slide 14:The door is the other way honey.
Slide 15:My ears are bleeding.
Slide 16:It’s still a no.
Slide 17:Hello dear. What are you singing for us?
Slide 18:It is a Hindi song ‘Ishq Ho Gaya Mamu’.
Slide 19:I’d learn Bhabhi O Bhabhi or another wedding song. Cuz the only singing you’re gonna do is at your reception.
Slide 20:Ellen, that was HARSH.
Slide 21:I’m gonna like this.
Got any smokes Cowell?
Slide 22:You surprised us Cyrus. You’re in the ‘dawg pound’, and into the next round.
Slide 23:Well I liked you, but Randy and Kara didn’t…sorry.
Slide 24:You got four yes votes Hector. You’re moving on to the next round.
Slide 25:Brad, I understand your house burned down… your dog died… and you lost your Krispy Kreme franchise.
Slide 26:What are you singing for us.
Slide 27:God Bless the USA.
Slide 28:Brad, we’ve just been advised your wanted on charges of arson, animal cruelty, and fraud.
Slide 29:This sucks. I risked my freedom just to see Paula Abdul and you dumped her!
Slide 30:That’s four no votes Mistress Jade.
Slide 31:Don’t you know her Cowell?
Slide 32:Shsh guys, the last candidate is coming out.
Slide 33:American Idol producers you’ve just been punked by Ms. Paula Abdul. No one touches
Ms. Abdul.