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Slide 1:MUTT & MUTT
NON TRADITIONAL
CAREER DEVELOPMENT
QUICK CASH
OPPORTUNITIES
10% OFF Come on down to Mutt & Mutt today! HIDDEN JOB MARKET
Slide 2:What are
non-traditional
‘hot jobs’? We just have to keep an open mind.
Slide 3:Mutt & Mutt
Career Development Simon Mutt Sr. Father, I did not graduate from Wharton to make stupid commercials!
Slide 4:Mutt & Mutt
Career Development Simon Mutt Sr. Unless your name is Ivanka Trump you did.
Slide 5:INFORMATION
Slide 6:Mutt & Mutt Career Development Corp.
No REFUNDS ever, ever, ever! I’m Simon Mutt Jr. Follow me.
Slide 7:We will train you for hot opportunities in the ‘hidden job market’.
Slide 8:Hot Jobs
Tanning Bed
Tester You will meet with our staff for more in-depth information.
Slide 9:I’m an expert level tanning bed tester.
Slide 10:What does tanning bed testing pay?
Slide 11:It averages around $10.00 an hour, and you have a great tan year round.
Slide 12:Don’t you worry about skin cancer?
Slide 13:I’m only eighteen. I’m not worried.
Slide 14:Thanks Sunni. We have a meeting with Loretta now.
Slide 15:If that’s what she looks like at eighteen I’d look cremated within a week.
Slide 16:Sunni is very…relaxed.. I think she’s been hitting the brownies.
Slide 17:Another non-traditional job you may want to consider is stripping.
Slide 18:Loretta, I think I’m a little old for stripping.
Slide 19:Meet Crystal one of our senior instructors.
Slide 20:I’m just a part-time instructor now, but I stripped up until 2008.
Slide 21:Dolly, can you step in here for a minute please.
Slide 22:It helps to keep me in shape.
Slide 23:It’s a specialty niche in our profession.
Slide 24:I wouldn’t mind stripping.
Slide 25:You should consider
one of our other
non-traditional offerings. Junior Level Dominatrix.
Slide 26:Mistress Lori, please greet our potential student. Sorry, I’m on my way to an appointment.
Slide 27:Do you remember when William Peterson fell in love with a dominatrix on C.S.I.?
Slide 28:No.
Slide 29:What’s next?
Slide 30:Quick cash organ selling.
Slide 31:Organ Donation
Kidney
Liver
Skin What can you get for a kidney?
Slide 32:Organ Donation
Kidney
Liver
Skin After fees about $2500.
Slide 33:Organ Donation
Kidney
Liver
Skin After fees about $2500.
Slide 34:Do you want to come back for day two?
Slide 35:Roxy, I think we’re lucky to leave here with our kidneys intact.
Slide 36:Let’s just hang in there till the economy gets better. We need to find a way to earn some extra money Bob.