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Slide 1:MUTT & MUTT NON TRADITIONAL CAREER DEVELOPMENT QUICK CASH OPPORTUNITIES 10% OFF Come on down to Mutt & Mutt today! HIDDEN JOB MARKET


Slide 2:What are non-traditional ‘hot jobs’? We just have to keep an open mind.


Slide 3:Mutt & Mutt Career Development Simon Mutt Sr. Father, I did not graduate from Wharton to make stupid commercials!


Slide 4:Mutt & Mutt Career Development Simon Mutt Sr. Unless your name is Ivanka Trump you did.


Slide 5:INFORMATION


Slide 6:Mutt & Mutt Career Development Corp. No REFUNDS ever, ever, ever! I’m Simon Mutt Jr. Follow me.


Slide 7:We will train you for hot opportunities in the ‘hidden job market’.


Slide 8:Hot Jobs Tanning Bed Tester You will meet with our staff for more in-depth information.


Slide 9:I’m an expert level tanning bed tester.


Slide 10:What does tanning bed testing pay?


Slide 11:It averages around $10.00 an hour, and you have a great tan year round.


Slide 12:Don’t you worry about skin cancer?


Slide 13:I’m only eighteen. I’m not worried.


Slide 14:Thanks Sunni. We have a meeting with Loretta now.


Slide 15:If that’s what she looks like at eighteen I’d look cremated within a week.


Slide 16:Sunni is very…relaxed.. I think she’s been hitting the brownies.


Slide 17:Another non-traditional job you may want to consider is stripping.


Slide 18:Loretta, I think I’m a little old for stripping.


Slide 19:Meet Crystal one of our senior instructors.


Slide 20:I’m just a part-time instructor now, but I stripped up until 2008.


Slide 21:Dolly, can you step in here for a minute please.


Slide 22:It helps to keep me in shape.


Slide 23:It’s a specialty niche in our profession.


Slide 24:I wouldn’t mind stripping.


Slide 25:You should consider one of our other non-traditional offerings. Junior Level Dominatrix.


Slide 26:Mistress Lori, please greet our potential student. Sorry, I’m on my way to an appointment.


Slide 27:Do you remember when William Peterson fell in love with a dominatrix on C.S.I.?


Slide 28:No.


Slide 29:What’s next?


Slide 30:Quick cash organ selling.


Slide 31:Organ Donation Kidney Liver Skin What can you get for a kidney?


Slide 32:Organ Donation Kidney Liver Skin After fees about $2500.


Slide 33:Organ Donation Kidney Liver Skin After fees about $2500.


Slide 34:Do you want to come back for day two?


Slide 35:Roxy, I think we’re lucky to leave here with our kidneys intact.


Slide 36:Let’s just hang in there till the economy gets better. We need to find a way to earn some extra money Bob.