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:DEFINITIONS: 

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A pinch of tobacco  rolled in paper  with fire at one end  and a fool at the other!  CIGARETTE: 

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It's an agreement  wherein  a man loses his bachelor degree  and a woman gains her master  MARRIAGE: 

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An art of transmitting Information  from the notes of the lecturer  to the notes of students  without passing through the minds of either  LECTURE: 

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The confusion of one man  multiplied by the  number present  Conference: 

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The art of dividing  a cake in such a way that  everybody believes  he got the biggest piece    Compromise: 

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The hydraulic force by which  masculine will power is  defeated by feminine water-power!  Tears: 

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A place where divorce comes  before marriage   Dictionary: 

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A place where everybody talks,  nobody listens  and everybody disagrees later on  Conference Room: 

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A feeling when you feel  you are going to feel  a feeling  you have never felt before  Ecstasy: 

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A book  which people praise,  but never read  Classic: 

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A curve  that can set  a lot of things straight!      Smile: 

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A place  where you can relax  after your strenuous  home life     Office: 

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The only time  when some married men  ever get to open  their mouth       Yawn: 

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A sign  to make others believe  that you know  more than  you actually do      etc: 

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Individuals  who can do  nothing individually  and sit to decide  that nothing can be done together    Committee: 

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The name  men give  to their  Mistakes  Experience: 

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An invention  to bring an end  to all  inventions  Atom Bomb: 

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A fool  who torments himself  during life,  to be spoken of  when dead  Philosopher: 

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A person  who tells you to go to hell  in such a way  that you actually look forward  to the trip  Diplomat: 

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A person  who starts taking bath  if he  accidentally falls  into a river  Opportunist:

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A person  who while falling  from EIFFEL TOWER  says in midway  "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"  Optimist:

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A person who says that  O is the last letter  in ZERO,  Instead of the first letter  in O PPORTUNITY Pessimist:

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A person  who lives poor  so that  he can die RICH! Miser:

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A banker  provided by  nature  Father:

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a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They like other people's. Grandparents:

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A guy  no different  from the other,  unless he gets caught  Criminal:

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Someone  who is early  when you are late  and late  when you are early  Boss:

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One who  shakes your hand  before elections  and your Confidence  Later  Politician:

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A person who kills  your ills  by pills,  and kills you  by his bills!  Doctor:

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