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What did the female robot say to her new bridegroom? I am all wired up now baby!
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Why did the robot stripper stagger out of the bar? She had one charge too many!
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Do you know what my left nut said to my right nut? “I will never get screwed!”
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What did the robot say to Bill Gates whilst making love? Bill you’re so MICRO, you’re so SOFT.
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She did what the doctor ordered… She cut down a bit of stomach fat every day.
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She looked at him and uttered… I am the most athletic girl around, no bones about it!
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Doc I have a problem… I have metal fillings in my teeth. My refrigerator magnets keep pulling me to the kitchen. That’s why I can’t loose weight!”
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After rigorous tests… the female robot tested positive for doping. She had taken 20 times its own weight in oil.
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That’s all humans. a xiby powerpoint show Music piece: A GIANT TRANSFORMATION from the Movie, Aliens vs Monsters.