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At my age everything I buy comes with a lifetime guarantee!
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At my age the only thing that gets hard is my arteries.
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly… eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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With age comes wisdom and discounts
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I was at the beauty shop for nearly two hours and that was only for the estimate!
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Goodbye tension Hello pension.
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy and some days I let her sleep.
Slide 10:
Retirement is the best medicine