Slide 2:
Q: How many DIY buffs
does it take to screw in
a light bulb? A: Only one, but it takes
him two weekends and
three trips to the
hardware store.
Slide 3:
Q: How many
recovering addicts
does it take to screw in
a light bulb? A: One to screw it in and
one to sponsor him.
Slide 4:
Q: How many atheists
does it take to screw in
a light bulb? A: None. Atheists never
"see the light" anyway
do they ?
Slide 5:
Q: How many cops does
it take to screw in a
light bulb? A: Just one, but he is
never around when you
need him.
Slide 6:
Q: How many doctors
does it take to screw in
a light bulb? A: Only one, but he has
to have a nurse to tell
him which end to screw
in.
Slide 7:
Q: How many surgeons
does it take to change
a light bulb? A: None. They would
wait for a suitable
donor and do a
filament transplant.
Slide 8:
Q: How many vampires
does it take to screw in
a light bulb? A: None, they ' like ' it in
the dark.
Slide 9:
Q: How many operating
systems are required
to screw in a light
bulb? A: Just one-Microsoft is
making a special
version of Windows for
it.
Slide 10:
Photography Presentation Paal
Bentdal