Animal's Classified Adverts

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Humour at its best.... all with a twisted meaning.

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Hey y'all I am Gemma and I can make you explode with the sound of my sexy southern voice, and give you the hottest bark imaginable. E-mail me or phone me up on my hot-line now.

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No matter how much I get it, it ain’t enough! I need it hard. I need to play with it, chew on it, and dig on it as I please. Only fresh bones accepted. E-mail me or phone me up on my hot-line now.

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Come sit and relax…You want it? I have all of it in one hot & succulent package. Come and get it. It’s here for the taking. You like it. I’ll offer it. I’m a girl with the best bananas!!! E-mail me or phone me up on my hot-line now.

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My body is to die for, and I'm ready to share it with you!Give me a call, and let's spend some time together! I serve the best fish in town.E-mail me or phone me up on my hot-line now.

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Fulfill your fantasies with my sexy and sensual sound. I will satisfy your every desire. My beauty will keep you excited and will arouse your inner desire for more sax..E-mail me or phone me up on my hot-line now.

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I’ll leave you in paradise and my essence of sexiness will leave you magnetised. Have a memorable experience in a peaceful and sensual environment, visit me at the zoo.E-mail me or phone me up on my hot-line now.

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My name is Claire and I am one of the dirtiest girls in the ranch. I will do anything you tell me to – if you can keep up with me, if not ride me.E-mail me or phone me up on my hot-line now.