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Slide 1:…what the wise man said……
Slide 2:I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.David Bissonette
Slide 3:When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keepher.Sacha Guitry
Slide 4:After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can'tface each other, but still they stay together.Hemant Joshi
Slide 5:By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get abad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Slide 6:Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.Dumas
Slide 7:The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?Sigmund Freud
Slide 8:I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.Anonymous
Slide 9:'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.'Sam Kinison
Slide 10:'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the secondone didn't.'Patrick Murray
Slide 11:and finally… You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.Henny Youngman