Typical Male Fantasy

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Funny quotes on women & marriage....

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By: phonda (144 month(s) ago)

Nice Collection

 

By: xiby (153 month(s) ago)

All the quotes were e-mailed by a friend. But I assume you will find pleanty on the net.

By: tinhdonphuong1234 (153 month(s) ago)

I like this show very much. Where did u find these wonderful quotes???????

 

By: xiby (153 month(s) ago)

Thanks for your comments Umesh. I did some good searching before I played around creating the slides.

By: Umesh (153 month(s) ago)

Nice work collecting these, Cheers!

Presentation Transcript

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…what the wise man said……

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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.David Bissonette

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keepher.Sacha Guitry

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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can'tface each other, but still they stay together.Hemant Joshi

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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get abad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.Dumas

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The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?Sigmund Freud

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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.Anonymous

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'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.'Sam Kinison

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'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the secondone didn't.'Patrick Murray

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and finally… You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.Henny Youngman

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