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Midnight.
A knock at the door.Open it? Better had.Nine heavy cats, mean and bad.
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They offer protection.
I ask, ‘What for?’The Boss-cat snarls,
‘You know the score.Listen man and listen good
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If you wanna stay in the neighbourhood,Pay your dues or the toms will callAnd wail each night on the backyard wall.
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Mangle the flowers, and as for the lawna smelly minefield awaits you at dawn.’These guys meant business without a doubt
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Three cans of tuna, I handed them out. They then disappeared like bats into hellThose bad, bad cats from the CPL.
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Now I have protectionNow I know the score.
Hope they don’t come back
Knocking on my door.
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Please share with your feline friends.