Slide 3:
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Slide 4:
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Slide 5:
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Slide 6:
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
Slide 7:
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Slide 8:
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Slide 9:
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, and dry cleaners depressed?
Slide 10:
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Slide 11:
Please
pass
them on