The lighter side of getting old

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The lighter side of getting old. Xiby PowerPoint Show

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The secret of staying young is to live honestly... eat slowly and lie about your age.

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I must be getting older... all the names in my phone book end in M.D.

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Be nice to your children, they will choose your nursing home Xiby PowerPoint Show

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Experience is a good thing. It enables you to recognize your mistake when you make it again.

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I am so old that when I eat out, they ask me for money up front

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Support Bingo... keep grandma off the street.

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At my age flowers scare me.

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Quit worrying about your health... it will go away.

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Any day above ground is a good one. Xiby PowerPoint Show

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I am so old... all my friends in Heaven will think I didn't make it.

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One good thing about Alzheimers... you get to meet new people everyday.

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Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

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