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Slide 1:The
lighter
side
of getting
old. Xiby PowerPoint Show
Slide 2:The secret
of staying young
is to live honestly...
eat slowly and lie
about your age.
Slide 3:I must be
getting older...
all the names
in my phone book
end in M.D.
Slide 4:Be nice
to your
children,
they will choose
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Slide 5:Experience
is a good thing.
It enables you
to recognize
your mistake
when you make
it again.
Slide 6:I am so old
that when
I eat out,
they ask me
for money
up front
Slide 7:Support
Bingo...
keep
grandma
off the street.
Slide 8:At
my age
flowers
scare me.
Slide 9:Quit
worrying about
your health...
it will
go away.
Slide 10:Any day
above
ground
is a
good one. Xiby PowerPoint Show
Slide 11:I am so old...
all my friends
in Heaven will
think I didn't
make it.
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Slide 13:One good thing
about
Alzheimers...
you get
to meet
new people
everyday.
Slide 14:Birthdays
are good
for you.
The more
you have,
the longer
you live.
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