Slide 2: You are like a miniskirt. If I am not careful, you will creep up my legs
Slide 3: Not only did you break my heart and destroy my life, but you spoiled my whole evening.
Slide 4: Sorry I'm late, but I got hammered last night
Slide 5: I thought about being born again . . . but my mother refused
Slide 6: Always remember you are unique . . . just like everyone else
Slide 7: Tell me what you need . . . I'll tell you how to get along without it
Slide 8: If you two have something to say, raise your hands . . . and place them over your mouths
Slide 9: When you're in shit up to your ears . . . keep your mouth shut!
Slide 10: Don't know what your problem is . . . but I bet it's hard to pronounce
Slide 11: Learn from your parents' mistakes . . . use birth control.
Slide 12: Take care of your thoughts my friends. . . they may soon become words.