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Slide2: Patient: Doctor, I want to thank you for your great medicine.
The doctor was very much pleased.
She asked : Did it really help you?
Patient: It helped me wonderfully.
Doctor: How many bottles did you find it necessary to take?
Patient: I did not take any of it. My uncle took one bottle and I am his
sole heir.
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Slide3: Doctor (to the patient): Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you
take it?
Patient: Yes, sir. But I did not drink it.
Doctor: Why?
Patient : (Pointing to the bottle) : Because it is written on the label:
Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.
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Slide4: Patient: Doctor, I am feeling much better now. Please give me your bill.
Doctor: Be calm. You are not strong enough for this yet.
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Slide5: Doctor’s son: Well, dad, now that I am setting up my own practice, give me
some guidelines of success.
Doctor’s father: Always, write your prescriptions
illegibly and your bills legibly.
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Slide6: Doctor: Yes, what can I do for you?
Patient : Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends
told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body's blood would go
into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn't anyone say that all the blood
would go into my legs?
Doctor: The fact is, your legs are not that hollow as your head.
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Slide7: Doctor: Mr. Crouse, you look exhausted.
Mr. Crouse: I am. When your nurse phoned me yesterday and told me that I have to come today for a blood test, I spent the whole night studying for it.
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Slide8: Marvin : (to the doctor) : Doctor, can you diagnose my Illness?
Doctor : Your eyesight seems to be poor.
Marvin : How did you come to that conclusion?
Doctor: You seemed to have missed noticing the sign, hanging outside. This is a veterinary hospital.