Doctor, Doctor

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Patient: Doctor, I want to thank you for your great medicine. The doctor was very much pleased. She asked : Did it really help you? Patient: It helped me wonderfully. Doctor: How many bottles did you find it necessary to take? Patient: I did not take any of it. My uncle took one bottle and I am his sole heir.  

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Doctor (to the patient): Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it? Patient: Yes, sir. But I did not drink it. Doctor: Why? Patient : (Pointing to the bottle) : Because it is written on the label: Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.  

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Patient: Doctor, I am feeling much better now. Please give me your bill. Doctor: Be calm. You are not strong enough for this yet.  

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Doctor’s son: Well, dad, now that I am setting up my own practice, give me some guidelines of success. Doctor’s father: Always, write your prescriptions illegibly and your bills legibly.  

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Doctor: Yes, what can I do for you? Patient : Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body's blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn't anyone say that all the blood would go into my legs? Doctor: The fact is, your legs are not that hollow as your head.    

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Doctor: Mr. Crouse, you look exhausted. Mr. Crouse: I am. When your nurse phoned me yesterday and told me that I have to come today for a blood test, I spent the whole night studying for it.      

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Marvin : (to the doctor) : Doctor, can you diagnose my Illness? Doctor : Your eyesight seems to be poor. Marvin : How did you come to that conclusion? Doctor: You seemed to have missed noticing the sign, hanging outside. This is a veterinary hospital.