logging in or signing up Faceless xiby Download Post to : URL : Related Presentations : Share Add to Flag Embed Email Send to Blogs and Networks Add to Channel Uploaded from authorPOINT lite Insert YouTube videos in PowerPont slides with aS Desktop Copy embed code: (To copy code, click on the text box) Embed: URL: Thumbnail: WordPress Embed Customize Embed The presentation is successfully added In Your Favorites. Views: 169 Category: Entertainment License: All Rights Reserved Like it (1) Dislike it (0) Added: October 18, 2009 This Presentation is Public Favorites: 0 Presentation Description No description available. Comments Posting comment... By: BruceFaceless (27 month(s) ago) While I’m pleased you like Faceless enough to create a Slideshow and have published it on www.slideshare.net and www.authorstream.com, you have used my comics/cartoons in presentations but have disregarded the conditions required to republish them as spelled on the site www.Faceless.co.za on the Copyright page: http://www.faceless.co.za/copy_fl.asp. You have also butchered my cartoons which constitutes, if not a copyright violation, is at least blatantly disrespectful to my work. I expect you to a) adhere to the conditions of republishing (You may only republish contents anywhere else provided the copyright mark(s) and website address (URL) remain intact on all content) and b) refrain from editing my cartoons in future. Should you choose not to do this, I must insist that you remove these presentations from both sites (and any other site you have republished my work on). Regards, Bruce Sutherland bruce@faceless.co.za Saving..... Post Reply Close Saving..... Edit Comment Close Premium member Presentation Transcript Slide 1: Face Stop! Warning! This is a blatant, unashamed PPS full of adult humour, so if you are easily offended DO NOT OPEN IT! less All FaceLess cartoons were picked at random from the Net. Slide 2: I hear your husband is in hospital. That’s right, it’s his knee.. Why, what’s wrong with it? I found his secretary on it! Slide 3: Hi darling, I’m home I bought us a microwave oven Oh great, just what I needed! One more thing that heats up instantly and goes off in 20 seconds. Slide 4: Honey I’ve great news for you Pretty soon we are going to be three in this house instead of two. Oh darling I’m the happiest man in the world I’m so glad you feel this way, tomorrow my mother moves in with us Slide 5: Hic… Hic… What are you doing here? It is 2 o’clock in the morning and you are pissed! Don’t be daft, who’s? My wife! I’m going to a lecture! going to give a lecture at this time of the morning? Slide 6: Son, do you know about the birds and the bees? I don’t want to know! Promise me you won’t tell me. Why what’s wrong? If you tell me that adults don’t really shag each other, I When I was 7, I got the ‘There is no Easter Bunny speech, at 8, there’s is no Father Christmas’, speech will have nothing left to live for. Slide 7: After your bath it’s bed time Those are your testicles my boy No, not yet! Oh! Not my brains? Mom, what are these? Slide 8: Phone your father and find out when he’ll be home from golf? I tried three times, but a lady told me I couldn’t speak to him now The subscriber you have dialed is not available at present. You lying cheating bastard! What the hell! Tell your father what some ‘lady’ said when you phoned him Please try later… Slide 9: Hi darling, guess what those men over there said to me I have no idea. What did they say? They said I’m the most beautiful girl they’ve seen all day. It’s still early… Slide 10: Now that we’re engaged, we should have pet names for each other I’m going to call you ‘Tiger’ because you remind me of a tiger being so muscular. You remind me of a zebra. Because of your stretch marks. Why? Slide 11: I told my girlfriend that a female praying mantis eats its mate after copulation When he starts his sentence “a woman once told me,,,” How do you know when your husband is about to say something smart? She didn’t take the hint… Slide 12: Hey Baby, did you miss me? What the hell are you doing? That’s funny, you even sound exactly like her too Why, you drunken, worthless, insufferable arsehole! I’m sorry, I thought you were my wife. Slide 13: So, what’s your wife’s name? Roughly translated “Three Horse” That’s an unusual name. What does it mean? It’s an old Zulu name, meaning ‘nag..nag..nag!’ Slide 14: I sure hope you are not mad at me or will call me rude. All characters are without a face or identity; “a faceless apparition.” They meant no harm to anyone. You do not have the permission to view this presentation. In order to view it, please contact the author of the presentation.
Faceless xiby Download Post to : URL : Related Presentations : Share Add to Flag Embed Email Send to Blogs and Networks Add to Channel Uploaded from authorPOINT lite Insert YouTube videos in PowerPont slides with aS Desktop Copy embed code: (To copy code, click on the text box) Embed: URL: Thumbnail: WordPress Embed Customize Embed The presentation is successfully added In Your Favorites. Views: 169 Category: Entertainment License: All Rights Reserved Like it (1) Dislike it (0) Added: October 18, 2009 This Presentation is Public Favorites: 0 Presentation Description No description available. Comments Posting comment... By: BruceFaceless (27 month(s) ago) While I’m pleased you like Faceless enough to create a Slideshow and have published it on www.slideshare.net and www.authorstream.com, you have used my comics/cartoons in presentations but have disregarded the conditions required to republish them as spelled on the site www.Faceless.co.za on the Copyright page: http://www.faceless.co.za/copy_fl.asp. You have also butchered my cartoons which constitutes, if not a copyright violation, is at least blatantly disrespectful to my work. I expect you to a) adhere to the conditions of republishing (You may only republish contents anywhere else provided the copyright mark(s) and website address (URL) remain intact on all content) and b) refrain from editing my cartoons in future. Should you choose not to do this, I must insist that you remove these presentations from both sites (and any other site you have republished my work on). Regards, Bruce Sutherland bruce@faceless.co.za Saving..... Post Reply Close Saving..... Edit Comment Close Premium member Presentation Transcript Slide 1: Face Stop! Warning! This is a blatant, unashamed PPS full of adult humour, so if you are easily offended DO NOT OPEN IT! less All FaceLess cartoons were picked at random from the Net. Slide 2: I hear your husband is in hospital. That’s right, it’s his knee.. Why, what’s wrong with it? I found his secretary on it! Slide 3: Hi darling, I’m home I bought us a microwave oven Oh great, just what I needed! One more thing that heats up instantly and goes off in 20 seconds. Slide 4: Honey I’ve great news for you Pretty soon we are going to be three in this house instead of two. Oh darling I’m the happiest man in the world I’m so glad you feel this way, tomorrow my mother moves in with us Slide 5: Hic… Hic… What are you doing here? It is 2 o’clock in the morning and you are pissed! Don’t be daft, who’s? My wife! I’m going to a lecture! going to give a lecture at this time of the morning? Slide 6: Son, do you know about the birds and the bees? I don’t want to know! Promise me you won’t tell me. Why what’s wrong? If you tell me that adults don’t really shag each other, I When I was 7, I got the ‘There is no Easter Bunny speech, at 8, there’s is no Father Christmas’, speech will have nothing left to live for. Slide 7: After your bath it’s bed time Those are your testicles my boy No, not yet! Oh! Not my brains? Mom, what are these? Slide 8: Phone your father and find out when he’ll be home from golf? I tried three times, but a lady told me I couldn’t speak to him now The subscriber you have dialed is not available at present. You lying cheating bastard! What the hell! Tell your father what some ‘lady’ said when you phoned him Please try later… Slide 9: Hi darling, guess what those men over there said to me I have no idea. What did they say? They said I’m the most beautiful girl they’ve seen all day. It’s still early… Slide 10: Now that we’re engaged, we should have pet names for each other I’m going to call you ‘Tiger’ because you remind me of a tiger being so muscular. You remind me of a zebra. Because of your stretch marks. Why? Slide 11: I told my girlfriend that a female praying mantis eats its mate after copulation When he starts his sentence “a woman once told me,,,” How do you know when your husband is about to say something smart? She didn’t take the hint… Slide 12: Hey Baby, did you miss me? What the hell are you doing? That’s funny, you even sound exactly like her too Why, you drunken, worthless, insufferable arsehole! I’m sorry, I thought you were my wife. Slide 13: So, what’s your wife’s name? Roughly translated “Three Horse” That’s an unusual name. What does it mean? It’s an old Zulu name, meaning ‘nag..nag..nag!’ Slide 14: I sure hope you are not mad at me or will call me rude. All characters are without a face or identity; “a faceless apparition.” They meant no harm to anyone.