....and then they said

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By: ggeita (29 month(s) ago)

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…. and then they said September 2009

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…. and he said why did the blonde woman bring a ladder to Xiby’s Bar? …. she must have heard there were drinks on the house.

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…. and he said how can you tell when a lawyer is lying? …. his lips are moving!

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…. and she told him, “Sorry honey, but you know what the egg said to the boiling water?” …. I just got laid yesterday!

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…. and then she asked me “What do you call an intelligent, sensitive, and good looking man?” …. and I told her “a rumour”

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…. and he said men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. …. they have experienced pain and bought jewelry!

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…. and he said that student took a philosophy test to explain ‘nothingness’ …. he left it blank!!

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…. and he said what happened to the birthday cake, honey? …. candles melted in the oven!

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…. and he said “waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!” …. keep it down sir, or they’ll be wanting one

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…. and he said “I have had my eye on you for some time now” …. that’s funny, I thought you were arresting me for speeding.

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…. and he said “how did you find your steak sir?” …. quite accidently, I moved some ingredients and there it was!

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…. and he said he left his job, because of illness and fatigue. …. Boss got sick and tired of him! That’s all folks. Hope you enjoyed it.