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Happy Valentine
Darling You say Valentine’s Day is stupid and commercial and meaningless and over-rated and then you moan when I don’t get you a card So fine: here’s a card
Happy Now?
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Happy Valentine
Darling
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You will LOVE me! Roses are Red
Bullets are Lead
Take me back Now
Or get shot in the Head!
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Happy Valentine
to the person I have
slept with most recently.
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I thought that I could love no other, Until, that is, I met your brother.
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I have 4275 friends on Facebook but none of them will sleep with me…. Will you?
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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes- Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
Slide 9:
Forget the sarcasm…
HAPPY
VALENTINE
TO YOU
ALL