Slide 2: Happy Valentine
Darling You say Valentine’s Day is stupid and commercial and meaningless and over-rated and then you moan when I don’t get you a card So fine: here’s a card
Slide 3: Happy Valentine
Slide 4: You will LOVE me! Roses are Red
Bullets are Lead
Take me back Now
Or get shot in the Head!
Slide 5: Happy Valentine
to the person I have
slept with most recently.
Slide 6: I thought that I could love no other, Until, that is, I met your brother.
Slide 7: I have 4275 friends on Facebook but none of them will sleep with me…. Will you?
Slide 8: I love your smile, your face, and your eyes- Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
Slide 9: Forget the sarcasm…