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Wow, that’s cute!! Can you pick up peanuts with it?
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If you want to see a comic strip, you should see us in the shower.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Learn from your parent’s mistakes Use birth control.
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As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
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We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"?
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One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day.
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Born free... taxed to death.
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I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
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The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.