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If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is.
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If you need us to stay with the children, press 2
Slide 4:
If you want to borrow the car, press 3
Slide 5:
If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4
Slide 6:
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5
Slide 7:
If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6
Slide 8:
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or have it delivered to your home, press 7
Slide 9:
If you want to come and eat here, press 8
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If you need money, press 9
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If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theatre start talking we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"
Slide 12:
Send this to other grandparents, almost grandparents, or heck, sendit to everyone. It will make their day.