My Adapatation of Funny Church Signs

Download
Share  Add to  Flag Embed
Views:
 
Category: Entertainment
     
 
License:   All Rights Reserved

Presentation Description

No description available.

Comments

Presentation Transcript

Slide 1: 

My adaptation o f Funny Church Signs These signs are all clever and at times funny , but keep in mind as you enjoy them that they all contain some truth, maybe even a little that you need to hear...

Slide 2: 

These are some of the original church signs. I left text intact but supported by a picture of my choice.

Slide 3: 

There are some questions that cannot be answered by Google.

Slide 4: 

Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the snake a nd the snake didn’t have a leg to stand on.

Slide 5: 

Keep using my name in vain a nd I will make rush hour longer… GOD

Slide 6: 

Honk if you love Jesus Text while driving if you want to meet Him.

Slide 7: 

Whoever is praying for snow, please stop.

Slide 8: 

Everyday above ground i s a good one.

Slide 9: 

You may party in hell, but you will be the Barbeque.

Slide 10: 

Staying in bed shouting, Oh God! d oes not constitute going to Church.

Slide 11: 

Do not criticize your wife’s judgment - s ee whom she married.

Slide 12: 

A 10cm tongue can bring a 190cm tall man to his knees.

Slide 13: 

Be as good a person a s your pet believes you are.

Slide 14: 

Forget your enemies i t messes with their heads.

Slide 15: 

Which part of “Thou Shall Not” Don’t you understand?

Slide 16: 

Free trip to Heaven Details Inside.

Slide 17: 

God expects spiritual fruit n ot religious nuts.

Slide 18: 

Caution, exposure to the SON m ay prevent burning.

Slide 19: 

Remember, God’s last name i sn’t ‘DAMN’!

Slide 20: 

Read the Bible – i t will scare the hell out of you.

Slide 21: 

Dedicated to all my SS friends…