The ElecX-Factor (6 May 2010)

UK Elections 2010 : 

UK Elections 2010

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The UK, the financial epicentre of the World, is about to conduct one of its most important elections in living history. In order to select which political party will lead the UK out of an economic meltdown, the British people have decide upon a new voting system.....

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Parties from across the nation have auditioned for a chance to lead the UK....

The British National Party: : 

The British National Party: “I Just Called to Say I Love You” – Stevie Wonder STEVIE WONDER!!!!! Are you ‘avin a laff??! I ain’t singing a song by a ni****....!!!! OUT

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The Scottish National Party: “I’m Gonna Be (500 miles)” – Proclaimers OUT I’m going to sing a wee song that we like to sing up here in wee Scotland.... ..i don’t know if you’ve heard it...!!

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The Green Party: In line with our views and policies, I am going to sing my next song in a ‘carbon neutral’ manner..... OUT

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But now only three contestants remain.... Gordon Brown from The Labour Party Nick Clegg from The Liberal Democrats David Cameron from The Conservatives Who will win? Only you can decide by voting tonight on.......

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FINAL

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Last time we saw the three remaining contestants do their final performances What will the judges’ feedback be? And what will you, the Public, vote for?

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Gordon chose to perform Whitney Houston’s version of “I Will Always Love You”. What did the judges think of it?

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I just feel I didn’t believe you. And I’m not sure the audience did either! “Don’t Look Back In Anger”...?? Oh come on!! He’s only in this competition becuase he was Tony’s backing singer and Tony has gone of to play Joeseph!! Gordon, it wasn’t your best. Boo! Humph....! I guess I could have done a different song... Maybe something the British people would have liked. Oasis maybe? Yes!! How about.... ..... Maybe something less technical....

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Nick chose to perform the Stealers Wheel’s “Stuck in the Middle With You”.

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Nick.. You owned that!!! I really believed that you were “stuck in the middle”!! Nick, I think you might just have the ElecX-Factor! Gosh..! You have to be kidding!!! Boo!! That was just a tirade of audience pleasing tosh!! There was no substance to any of the notes he hit! But he’s got a lovely smile...!! How is a smile good enough to get you anywhere? Well, it got me where I am today.... If it wasn’t for my smile people would still remember me for racially abusing that toilet attendant... Admittedly being temporarily married to Ashley Cole probably helped people forget that too...

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David chose to perform Queen’s “We Are the Champions”. But on reaching the chorus his voice faltered and he broke down in tears...

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What happened, David?? You were doing so well...!! I just couldn’t take it anymore... We are meant to be “The Champions”.... ...but... Nick... and his Party have ruined it!! David, you have to believe in yourself... Remember it is the public who you need to get on your side! David, you need to look beyond the public’s prejudice towards you because you are posh... Soon they’ll work out for themselves that Nick went to just as good a school and Uni as you and hence is just as privileged!!

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But who will the judges chose to go through? The lines are now closed

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Gordon! Nick! David! IT’S CURRENTLY A HUNG PARLIAMENT!!! Who will Simon choose...?

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Lets give the decision to the public’s telephone vote..!! Ooo.... Ooo....

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Who will the British public choose? The votes have now been counted...

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The British public have chosen their leader to be.......