Best 87 Funny ex boyfriend or funny ex girlfriend quotes with images

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By catchquotes.com Best 87 Funny ex boyfriend or funny ex girlfriend quotes with images Here is a collection of ex boyfriend quotes or funny ex girlfriend quotes to help you pass your day and give a good love about the past.how to move on after a relationship endsEnjoy our funny ex quotes. Tags: ex quotesex boyfriend quotesex girlfriend quotesfunny ex quotesfunny ex boyfriend quotesfunny ex girlfriend quotesjealous ex girlfriend quotesex girlfriend sayingsjealousy quotes 1. “All Im saying is Ive never seen my ex and satan in the same room.”ex quotes and funny ex quotes

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By catchquotes.com 2. “An "EX" is called an "ex" because its an EXample of what you shouldnt have again in the future.”

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By catchquotes.com 3. “Are you telling her the same shit you told me”ex quotes and funny ex quotes

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By catchquotes.com 4. “As soon as your ex sees you smiling thats the minute they want you back.”

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By catchquotes.com 5. “Be the girl his ex girlfriend will hatehis mom will love and that he will never forget.”funny ex girlfriend quotes

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By catchquotes.com 6. “Cheers to my ex for finally finding someone just as worthless as he is.”ex quotes and funny ex quotes

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By catchquotes.com 7. “Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to. ” ― Kendrick Cole

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By catchquotes.com 8. “Dear EXjust because Im nice to you doesnt mean I want you back. We broke up for a season.”

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By catchquotes.com 9. “Dear EX...I wont block you or delete you. Im keeping you there so youre able to see how happy I am without you.”

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By catchquotes.com 10. “Dear Ex...when you see me I want you to recognize what you hadregret what youve lostand realize what youre never getting back.”

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By catchquotes.com 11. “Dear ex-boyfriend: Dont worry Im not jealous I already know what kind of shit your downgrade will get already.”

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By catchquotes.com 12. “Dont cry when the sun is gone because the tears wont let you see the stars.” — Author Unknown

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By catchquotes.com 13. “Dont feel special apparently my ex fucks everyone.”ex quotes and funny ex quotes

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By catchquotes.com 14. “Dont get all depressed over a guy from your past Thats like being sad because the garbage man picked up the trash.”

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By catchquotes.com 15. “Ever looked at your ex and wondered "Was I drunk the entire relationship"”

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By catchquotes.com 16. “Everybody knows somebody whos Facebook relationship status should be Still banging my ex.”

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By catchquotes.com 17. “Ex boyfriends be like: " Oh shes getting over me I better change that and text her.”funny ex boyfriend quotes

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By catchquotes.com 18. “EX means: Thanks for the Experience...our time has EXpired...Now EXit my life.”ex quotes and funny ex quotes

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By catchquotes.com 19. “Ex-boyfriend just egged my car while I was at work... I have a dash cam you idiotSee you in court.”funny ex boyfriend quotes

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By catchquotes.com 20. “I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.” 21. “I caredyou didntI criedyou laughed. I was hurtyou smiled. I moved on you realized. Too late.”

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By catchquotes.com 22. “I collect ex-boyfriends — and more than five at last count.” ― Jasper Ffordefunny ex boyfriend quotes

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By catchquotes.com 23. “I couldnt help but notice that Im much better looking than all of your ex-girlfriends.” 24. “I don’t care what you think about me I don’t think about you at all.”ex quotes and funny ex quotes

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By catchquotes.com 25. “I don’t have Ex’s I have Y’s. Like “Y the hell did I date you” 26.

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By catchquotes.com “I hope your new girlfriend learns to hate you as much I do.”ex quotes and funny ex quotes 27. “I just saw her picture on facebook she looks like something I draw with my left hand.”

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By catchquotes.com 28. “I love meeting my Exs new boyfriend and thinking Yep I am definitely cooler than this dude.”funny ex boyfriend quotes

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By catchquotes.com 29. “I miss my ex-boyfriend like how a rich man misses the days when he was poor. He remembers it fondly but he would never want to go back there.”

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By catchquotes.com 30. “I still love all my exs Not romanticallybut as people. They once gave me happiness why should I hate them I wish for nothing but the best for them tbh.”

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By catchquotes.com 31. “I wish the weekend came as fast as my ex boyfriend”funny ex boyfriend quotes

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By catchquotes.com 32. “If it looks like a dick and acts like a dick its probably my ex-boyfriend.”funny ex boyfriend quotes 33. “If someone did something bad enough to make you remove them from your life dont be foolish enough to invite them back in.”

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By catchquotes.com 34. “If someone you love hurts you cry a river build a bridge and get over it.”ex quotes and funny ex quotes

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By catchquotes.com 35. “If you line up all your ex lovers in a row you can see the flowchart of your mental illness.” 36. “If you love something set it free. If it comes back its yours If it doesnt fuck him he was a dick anyway.”

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By catchquotes.com 37. “If you were happy before you met someone you can be happy when they’re gone.”

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By catchquotes.com 38. “If you’re Happy and you know it thank your ex”ex quotes and funny ex quotes

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By catchquotes.com 39. “If your ex texts you saying "I miss you that means the other person they tried to replace you with failed.”

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By catchquotes.com 40. “Im in training to be the hottest ex girlfriend youve ever had.”funny ex girlfriend quotes

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By catchquotes.com 41. “Im not crying because of you youre not worth it Im crying because my delusion of who you were was shattered by the truth of who you are.”

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By catchquotes.com 42. “Irregardless ex boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean thats just the rules of feminism. ” ― Mean Girls

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By catchquotes.com 43. “It hurts the worst when the person that made you feel so special yesterday makes you feel so unwanted today.”

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By catchquotes.com 44. “It is so hot outside I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady.”ex quotes and funny ex quotes

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By catchquotes.com 45. “It may seem as the hardest thing in the world but you have to forget the guy who forgot about you. ” ― The Notebook

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By catchquotes.com 46. “My boyfriend isnt allowed to watch animal planet. He might see his ex on there. NAH Boo.”

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By catchquotes.com 47. “My ex boyfriendwas abusive. He thinks he was mugged and beat up one night after work but it was actually my two brothers.”

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By catchquotes.com 48. “My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.”

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By catchquotes.com 49. “My EX had one very annoying habit. Breathing.”ex quotes and funny ex quotes 50. “My ex is living proof as to how stupid I can be.”ex quotes and funny ex quotes

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By catchquotes.com 51. “My ex wasnt an asshole. He was the whole ass.”

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By catchquotes.com 52. “My EX Were not FriendsWere not Enemies. Were just strangers with some memories.” 53. “My ex Yeah Id still hit that. Except this time it would be with a car or baseball bat.”

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By catchquotes.com 54. “My heart has no room for you but the trunk of my car definitely does.”

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By catchquotes.com 55. “Never be upset if you see your ex with someone else because your parents taught you to give your used toys to the less fortunate.”

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By catchquotes.com 56. “Never go back to an old love. Because it’s like reading a book over and over again when you already know how it ends…”

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By catchquotes.com 57. “Never let an old flame burn you twice.”

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By catchquotes.com 58. “Oh youre dating my ex Cool im eating a sandwich...want those leftovers too” 59. “Oh youre dating my ex I thought the five second rule only applies for food I dropped.”

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By catchquotes.com 60. “Oh youre the ex Nice to meet you Im the up-grade.”

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By catchquotes.com 61. “Our beer is as cold as your EXs heart.”

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By catchquotes.com 62. “Sometimes you miss the memores not the person.” 63. “Taking your ex back is like going to a yard sale and buying back your own crap”

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By catchquotes.com 64. “The best revenge you can get on your ex is to move on and let them see you happy with someone that treats you better than they did ” ― Sonya Parker 65. “The good news is your ex set the bar low enough to make your new boyfriends ordinary accomplishments seem impressive.”

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By catchquotes.com 66. “The way My ex used to lie...even when he texts me "Good morning" I had to go outside to see if its really morning”

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By catchquotes.com 67. “Theres nothing more satisfying than being prettier than your ex boyfriends new girlfriend.”

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By catchquotes.com 68. “They always come back especially when youve moved on.”

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By catchquotes.com 69. “To save face its better not to ask sex from the ex but to give everything the axe.” ― Anthony Liccione

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By catchquotes.com 70. “Today is national animal day. Please take a moment to remember your ex.” 71. “We didnt date. But you were my ex-somethingmy ex-maybe My ex-almost.”

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By catchquotes.com 72. “Whateverbitch. Im prettier than you I win.”funny ex girlfriend quotes

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By catchquotes.com 73. “When an ex says "Lets be friends" it is almost like a kidnapper saying "well stay in touch."”

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By catchquotes.com 74. “When looking back doesnt interest you anymoreyoure doing something right.”

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By catchquotes.com 75. “When your ex says "Youll never find anyone like me"just smile and reply "thats the point.".”

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By catchquotes.com 76. “When your ex texts you after months "Hey Whats up"...Not today Satan not today.”

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By catchquotes.com 77. “When your past callsdont answer. It has nothing new to say.” 78. “World Ex Day is celebrated on 11th January annual.”

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By catchquotes.com 79. “Yes hes my ex. And hes not a jerkhes not a liar and I dont hate him. Hes a person who once made my life perfect.” 80. “Yes you broke my heart but after seeing how much uglier your new girlfriend is than me we

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By catchquotes.com can call it even.” 81. “You cant start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading your last one.”

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By catchquotes.com 82. “You ex’s prayer might be to see you fail but you need to prove them wrong.”

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By catchquotes.com 83. “You know for a guy you act like a little bitch.”funny ex girlfriend quotes

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By catchquotes.com 84. “You’re my ex. That means I no longer owe you any answers. Don’t worry about who I’m with now. It’s not you.”

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By catchquotes.com 85. “You’re my favorite ex-boyfriend.”

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By catchquotes.com 86. “You’re not ready for your next if you’re still trying to impress your ex.”

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By catchquotes.com 87. “Youre dating my ex You do realize this means I know how pathetic yoursex life isright”

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