Garfieldism

Garfieldism:: 

Garfieldism: The practice of living life to the fu- nniest

Why Garfieldism?: 

Why Garfieldism? What gets you out of bed in the morning? Is it the alarm clock clanging? The aroma of coffee wafting from the kitchen? Or the seductive call of the spinney chair at your office? No, it’s the colorful promise of carefree wit from a particular lazy, orange, fat, selfish cat that radiates off of the cheerful funny pages. And you too, can be thrown this floaty on the sea of life. . .

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National Fat Week : This is the week for all you fat people to come out of the closet – those of you who could get into one, that is Lasagna Lovin’: Natures most perfect food Never COMPLETELY Admit Defeat: I’m not always Right, but I’m never Wrong Kickin’ Odie: ‘Cause what else are dogs good for? Singing on the Back Fence: So all the world can revel in his awesomeness What Garfieldism Entails

Places to See: 

Places to See The Nerd Hall of Fame Irma’s Diner

Traditional Garfieldite Diet : 

Traditional Garfieldite Diet

Accordions – Always in fashion: 

Cool Threads Accordions – Always in fashion Ties and Bow Ties- They make an impression

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Or, you could just go meh homeboy Jonny-boys way . . .

Philosophies : 

Philosophies Mornings, they should come later Laziness, it’s not a lifestyle, it’s a profession Mondays, they suck, period

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. . .The only time when being insulted is ecstatic . . . . . .Where gluttony is glorified . . . . . . And every day is a vacation . . . Why You Should Join

And where this is normal: 

And where this is normal

You too, can be this Awesome: 

You too, can be this Awesome JOIN TODAY!